Duels! 5 hel! Winner Receives Free Elliot! Supplies Limited!

[Kether]

"Yeah, the .... ", she trailed off, the confidence draining from her face. "... arm wrestling?", she asked, swallowing a deep breath and looking down at her arm. "But... I trusted you to pick something fair!", she whined.

But... I'm a notoriously horrible person. And the judge for these competitions anyway.

*Sits down at a table, after casting paranoia combat to run the same invulnerable combo every turn until the other match is finished.*



If you don't hurry you'll forfeit.

*casts "Narrativist ST" to counter Paranoia combat*

[Harri-chan]

At the warning about needing to hurry to avoid a forfeit, Elliot hurried up to the table, having to stand on the opposite side of it just so she could reach. Letting out a whine, she set her elbow up on the table, holding her arm upright.

[Windyuki]

*That would only work if you were using a Lunar deck, as you have used Eclipse Hax you are vulnerable to it!*

*The deck runs a paranoia combo, PDing its own irrelevance. It uses mechanical aptitude to confuse the narrativist ST and get away with a lot of abusive stuff.*

At the warning about needing to hurry to avoid a forfeit, Elliot hurried up to the table, having to stand on the opposite side of it just so she could reach. Letting out a whine, she set her elbow up on the table, holding her arm upright.

*Takes the hand and slams it into the table, unless Elliot somehow came up with a clever ploy to win that is.*

[Harri-chan]

Elliot can only watch as her arm was slammed down onto the table, the nerves making her stomach feeling as if it was being twisted and turned inside her. She glances over at the Macguffin, and then back up to Windy with a worried look in her eyes...

[Kether]

*That would only work if you were using a Lunar deck, as you have used Eclipse Hax you are vulnerable to it!*

*The deck runs a paranoia combo, PDing its own irrelevance. It uses mechanical aptitude to confuse the narrativist ST and get away with a lot of abusive stuff.*

*Exactly, the Deck isn't Irrelevant.. therefore you are defeated it by it!*

[Windyuki]

*Exactly, the Deck isn't Irrelevant.. therefore you are defeated it by it!*

*THe deck is clearly playing for itself at this point, and thus the usurpation effect has long since vanished.*

Elliot can only watch as her arm was slammed down onto the table, the nerves making her stomach feeling as if it was being twisted and turned inside her. She glances over at the Macguffin, and then back up to Windy with a worried look in her eyes...

*Elliot should feel a small shocking feeling.*

Now, be a good girl and thank me for letting you experience this.

Oh, and if anyone asks what happened, tell them you just love that you get to be an obedient little girl and you really wish you could stay like this forever. Ask them to help make that happen if they can. And no running off or trying to hide. Go about your normal schedule like this with a big smile on your face.

[Kether]

*Exactly, the Deck isn't Irrelevant.. therefore you are defeated it by it!*

*THe deck is clearly playing for itself at this point, and thus the usurpation effect has long since vanished.*

*That means its succeeding in throw you out therefore you lose*

[Windyuki]

*That means its succeeding in throw you out therefore you lose*

Nope, I set it to autonomous and left. Look up the rules for bronze faction ploys!

[Kether]

*That means its succeeding in throw you out therefore you lose*

Nope, I set it to autonomous and left. Look up the rules for bronze faction ploys!

*Kills 9/10s of the deck.. again then*

[Windyuki]

*Kills 9/10s of the deck.. again then*

*The 9/10ths of the deck that died last time die again.

The deck starts preparing to cast Miracle Shell "AUto-win"*

[Kether]

*Kills 9/10s of the deck.. again then*

*The 9/10ths of the deck that died last time die again.

The deck starts preparing to cast Miracle Shell "AUto-win"*

*shadow spites it to "Auto lose"*

[Harri-chan]

Elliot jumped as she felt the shock go through her, and then blushed at Windy. "Th-Thankth, Windy fow wetting me ecthpeewee-ens thith... ", she found herself saying, wincing at how certain words were practically impossible to understand. Her bottom lip quivered a little, before curling into a small smile.

[Windyuki]

*shadow spites it to "Auto lose"*

*The deck ceases casting, instead opting for "Every new card becomes harem-girl." as a miracle shell*

Elliot jumped as she felt the shock go through her, and then blushed at Windy. "Th-Thankth, Windy fow wetting me ecthpeewee-ens thith... ", she found herself saying, wincing at how certain words were practically impossible to understand. Her bottom lip quivered a little, before curling into a small smile.

Good girl! Hmm.

*Hangs a sign on Elliot. Next person to sign up for a duel and win receives one Elliot!"

[Harri-chan]

She lowered her eyes, squirming a little tugging the back of her panda costume as Windy praised her behaviour. She peers down at the sign that was then hung around her, but it was quite hard to read upside down, which it appeared to be from her perspective. "What that thay?", she asked.

[Windyuki]

She lowered her eyes, squirming a little tugging the back of her panda costume as Windy praised her behaviour. She peers down at the sign that was then hung around her, but it was quite hard to read upside down, which it appeared to be from her perspective. "What that thay?", she asked.

*Pats Elli on the head.* Don't worry about that! After all, everyone knows girls your age can't read, so don't even try to read anything for the next month. That goes for math as well.

Now, just stand around and look cute. The next person to stop by here and win a duel gets to be your mommy!