Princess' revenge Chapter 4

[Knight Errant]

"..." Aziel feels a bit dense, then heads to the castle! Moving around back looking for the servants entrance. It was a wonder where you could go looking harmless and inconspicuous.

[Kether]

"..." Aziel feels a bit dense, then heads to the castle! Moving around back looking for the servants entrance. It was a wonder where you could go looking harmless and inconspicuous.

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*he's definately looking abit.. flat to be a servant of this castle*

[Windyuki]

*She pointedly puts down an hour glass*the time is ticking

"I've made an argument. Since you're not refuting it, I take it that means I win and I'm free to go?"

[Kether]

"If you want to be a baker... you have an hour to defend your manhood.. and your piracy"

[Knight Errant]

The voiceless commentator had a point. Once he is in the back alley of the castle and out of sight he casts an illusion spell on himself. Making him appear like a buxom woman in a skimpy maid's dress.

That out of the way... he wanders into the servants entrance.

[Windyuki]

"If you want to be a baker... you have an hour to defend your manhood.. and your piracy"

"Most heroes are obnoxious idiots who really deserve it on some level? And I'm far to beautiful to be a wom..."

Machina trails off mid-way through that last sentence.

"I'm far too roguishly handsome to be something so mundane as a baker, and think of how many women would cry were you to deprive the world of my good looks?

[Kether]

The voiceless commentator had a point. Once he is in the back alley of the castle and out of sight he casts an illusion spell on himself. Making him appear like a buxom woman in a skimpy maid's dress.

That out of the way... he wanders into the servants entrance.

*anything resembling common sense and or danger sense just tells him.. really? Really are you going to just ask for getting turned into a maid?*

"If you want to be a baker... you have an hour to defend your manhood.. and your piracy"

"Most heroes are obnoxious idiots who really deserve it on some level? And I'm far to beautiful to be a wom..."

Machina trails off mid-way through that last sentence.

"I'm far too roguishly handsome to be something so mundane as a baker, and think of how many women would cry were you to deprive the world of my good looks?"

"IS that all you have to say?"

[Windyuki]

"IS that all you have to say?"

"Piracy is a far more honest profession than running a business, and a baker is a businessman. I once saw a merchant charging the firemen putting out the fire in his own house for buckets and water!

Also, consider how long I've been active and wanted, and how few times I've been caught by a navy! Why, if you were to put me in charge of that, it would be several times more effective, I'm positively sure. And once again, piracy is far more honest than noble or lord. We admit when we rob people!"

[Knight Errant]

Apparently not able to win either way... he dispels the illusion and walks back to the front of the castle, heading in the main doors. Maybe they ran a tour...

[Kether]

"IS that all you have to say?"

"Piracy is a far more honest profession than running a business, and a baker is a businessman. I once saw a merchant charging the firemen putting out the fire in his own house for buckets and water!

Also, consider how long I've been active and wanted, and how few times I've been caught by a navy! Why, if you were to put me in charge of that, it would be several times more effective, I'm positively sure. And once again, piracy is far more honest than noble or lord. We admit when we rob people!"

*She offers him a piece of paper*If you are so sure you can do better.. well then sign.. and you are hired.

Apparently not able to win either way... he dispels the illusion and walks back to the front of the castle, heading in the main doors. Maybe they ran a tour...

*sure why not?*

[Knight Errant]

Assuming he isnt stopped, he just walks in and starts wandering the halls! Maybe he could ask a servant for directions.

[Windyuki]

*She offers him a piece of paper*If you are so sure you can do better.. well then sign.. and you are hired.

Machina frowns.

"I really dug my own grave there didn't I?" With a resigned sigh, the flamboyant pirate begins rifling through his clothes for a pen, turning up another seven knives, multiple lock-picks, a bag of gold, a miniature pirate flag, a wanted poster for himself and several other miscellaneous goods.

"I don't suppose you'd have a pe... One second?" Machina pauses to actually read what he almost signed!

[Kether]

Assuming he isnt stopped, he just walks in and starts wandering the halls! Maybe he could ask a servant for directions.

*the first stop on the tour is the Menagre.. where all manner of animal girl is kept!*

*She offers him a piece of paper*If you are so sure you can do better.. well then sign.. and you are hired.

Machina frowns.

"I really dug my own grave there didn't I?" With a resigned sigh, the flamboyant pirate begins rifling through his clothes for a pen, turning up another seven knives, multiple lock-picks, a bag of gold, a miniature pirate flag, a wanted poster for himself and several other miscellaneous goods.

"I don't suppose you'd have a pe... One second?" Machina pauses to actually read what he almost signed!

*it invests him with the full power of the First among the council of Lord Admirals of the Nation*

[Knight Errant]

Aziel looks around. "Nice collection... is that a koala girl? Talk about rare..." He makes plenty of touristy and forgettable comments.

[Windyuki]

*it invests him with the full power of the First among the council of Lord Admirals of the Nation*

"Deal!"

"If you could lend me a pen?"