muffinstud wrote:The knight turns to Tim. "So. You want to turn me into a woman. Lose the only avenue you have of reclaiming your own throne, along with those of my own kingdom and whichever others you choose. Seems rather intelligent."
*Tim wilts at the snide remarks of the knight.*
I'd just rule the same way as always, through brute force! If you look at all the idiots crawling out of the woodwork since you've shown up, then the new army could be two, no three times as strong as the old one!
Besides, then what I'm feeling about you wouldn't be half as strange!
*Tim sidesteps a few waving tentacles as she approaches the knight.*
You said I could kill you, but you won't even go through what you did to me?
And then it won't be so weird that I want to do all sorts of kissy stuff with you!
*She blushes beat red at the admission and lobs the vial of feminine energy wildly at the knight... Though her flustered aim is so far off that it manages to impact with the nearest group of tentacles instead.*