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Schmuck Bait #2

Postby Let Us Wonder » Thu May 26, 2011 11:29 am

*A target is painted onto the ground somewhere, with a gold ring in the center. A sign posted next to it reads: "Do not stand here".*
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Re: Schmuck Bait #2

Postby Maiden Miki » Thu May 26, 2011 11:33 am

"Hmm...Do....not...stand...here," read Dawn as she saw the sign. She got closer to the sign and at the same time was standing on the painted target. She taps her chin abit, "Is this like one of those things you seen in cartoons when a piano falls from the sky? How childish."
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Re: Schmuck Bait #2

Postby Let Us Wonder » Thu May 26, 2011 11:54 am

*A shadow---tiny at first, but expanding little by little---appears over Dawn. There is that slight whistling sound somewhere overhead that any Looney Tunes affectionado would recognize.*
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Re: Schmuck Bait #2

Postby Maiden Miki » Thu May 26, 2011 12:01 pm

Let Us Wonder wrote:*A shadow---tiny at first, but expanding little by little---appears over Dawn. There is that slight whistling sound somewhere overhead that any Looney Tunes affectionado would recognize.*

"Hmm...." said Dawn as she blinked a bit and then snapped her fingers. She then tries to whistle herself as she looks up and giggled as the slowly expanding shadow. "Oh yay! I like hit the....hammer on the head for this one!"
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Re: Schmuck Bait #2

Postby Albedo » Thu May 26, 2011 12:06 pm

Albedo had a trap set up nearby as well, and looks at the girl, "You should move."
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Re: Schmuck Bait #2

Postby AmbushCat » Thu May 26, 2011 12:33 pm

*Well, Dawn was half right, anyway. The source of the shadow turns out to be, not a piano, but a certain colossally-sized Black Maine Coon... and dropping down awful fast.*

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Re: Schmuck Bait #2

Postby Maiden Miki » Thu May 26, 2011 1:14 pm

Albedo wrote:Albedo had a trap set up nearby as well, and looks at the girl, "You should move."

"Nah. I don't think so," said Dawn as she bends over to give Albedo a show of her cleavage.

AmbushCat wrote:*Well, Dawn was half right, anyway. The source of the shadow turns out to be, not a piano, but a certain colossally-sized Black Maine Coon... and dropping down awful fast.*

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"Oh dear. I like so wasn't expecting this," said Dawn as she began to quickly tip toe out of the way. "Kind of throws out my plan to bash my way out of the piano."
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Re: Schmuck Bait #2

Postby AmbushCat » Thu May 26, 2011 1:39 pm

*Ambush Cat hits the target where Dawn had been a few moments prior... and continues to fall, disappearing into the ground. The target (and the gold ring) are both untouched from this.*
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Re: Schmuck Bait #2

Postby Maiden Miki » Thu May 26, 2011 1:52 pm

AmbushCat wrote:*Ambush Cat hits the target where Dawn had been a few moments prior... and continues to fall, disappearing into the ground. The target (and the gold ring) are both untouched from this.*

"Umm...what just like happen?" asked Dawn as she saw that she had avoided from being flat as a pancake. She looked down directly at the target and finally notice the gold ring.

"Oh very pretty," said Dawn as she bend her knees and pick up the ring. She giggled and then slipped on the ring. She then extend her arm out to admire the ring on her finger. "Very pretty. I kind of like this. Looks very nice."
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Re: Schmuck Bait #2

Postby AmbushCat » Thu May 26, 2011 2:04 pm

*The ring sparkles briefly...*

*Ambush Cat's typical yell seems to go into reverse (imagine a WAV file being toyed with in the Sound Recorder program). The fuzzball falls backwards, shooting up out of the ground towards the sky and smacking into Dawn as he goes!*
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Re: Schmuck Bait #2

Postby Maiden Miki » Thu May 26, 2011 2:10 pm

AmbushCat wrote:*The ring sparkles briefly...*

*Ambush Cat's typical yell seems to go into reverse (imagine a WAV file being toyed with in the Sound Recorder program). The fuzzball falls backwards, shooting up out of the ground towards the sky and smacking into Dawn as he goes!*

"Oh....pretty...." said Dawn as she marvel the ring before being smack with the huge cat that was now flying upward.

Dawn was laying on the cat and tried to look around. She was now trying to roll off the cat's back in an attempt to get off.
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Re: Schmuck Bait #2

Postby AmbushCat » Thu May 26, 2011 2:24 pm

*Dawn may notice that she is still flying upwards, due to Ambush's current "going in reverse" state of mind. Trying to get off of him is, at least for the moment, a bad idea unless she's somehow able to fly.*

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Re: Schmuck Bait #2

Postby Maiden Miki » Thu May 26, 2011 2:28 pm

AmbushCat wrote:*Dawn may notice that she is still flying upwards, due to Ambush's current "going in reverse" state of mind. Trying to get off of him is, at least for the moment, a bad idea unless she's somehow able to fly.*

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Dawn figure that she was high above the ground and could but it was proving to be a bit hard due to the speed that the cat was flying up. She tried to hold on hoping it won't break any of her bones.
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Re: Schmuck Bait #2

Postby AmbushCat » Thu May 26, 2011 2:34 pm

*Ambush Cat finally slows down and comes to a halt a couple hundred feet above the ground, the "reversal" wearing off. He grows a pair of eyes on the back of his head, noting Dawn clinging to his torso, and sighs.*

You ignored the sign and picked up the ring, didn't you?
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Re: Schmuck Bait #2

Postby Maiden Miki » Thu May 26, 2011 2:36 pm

AmbushCat wrote:*Ambush Cat finally slows down and comes to a halt a couple hundred feet above the ground, the "reversal" wearing off. He grows a pair of eyes on the back of his head, noting Dawn clinging to his torso, and sighs.*

You ignored the sign and picked up the ring, didn't you?

"Oh....What?" asked Dawn who was kind of confused. She let go of Ambush and then said, "I saw a sign but I was trying to figure out where it was talking about."

She then looked around and notice the ring. She smiled and said, "This ring? I found it. Looks nice. Is the ring curse or something?"
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