Greenhouse 216

[Feng]

::Albedo::
It would appear that Albedo-Chan has been relocated to the middle of Muffinville Park. Nearby a fountain depicting a busty mermaid unleashes a constant barrage of water while nearby a bunch of preschoolers frolic on the playground. A small sign is placed in front of her. If she turns her head just right, maybe Albedo will be able to read it?

::Raleigh::

The two come to a whitish portal.

"Alas, this is where we part. This portal will lead you back to your home world."

[Albedo]

Abby-chan blinks and looks about, looking rather confused before noticing the sign. So without much else, she tries to see it's text.

[Raleigh]

No great lessons about the reality of the multiverse or knowledge of myself? Then again I suppose I already have both so there wouldn't be much to learn but still I figure I should ask.

[Feng]

::Albedo::

Albedo D. Muscipula-Carnivorous Plant Girl. Danger: Please keep a safe distance of five feet when examining this rare specimen. The park management is not responsible for any death or serious injury caused by typical stupidity.


::Raleigh::

"Ah, yes. Very well then, listen well Raleigh and heed my advice carefully.... .... Don't drop the soap!"

Suddenly a mysterious force propels Raleigh into the white portal!

[Albedo]

Al simply frowns at that and calls out, "I'm not dangerous, or deadly. That sign is a lie!"

[Feng]

::Albedo::
As if to challenge that assertion, a frat boy from the local University just happens to walk by.

"Duuuude! Check out the plant girl!" he says!

[Raleigh]

*While being flung away.* Fuss and bother. I learned that so very long ago. Right, I'll find me another ticket to this little Wonderland soon I'm sure.

[Albedo]

She smiles. "See, I'm just fine."
(you gonna do what happens for this first time?)

[Feng]

::Albedo::
(Yep.)

By instinct, Albedo-Chan finds herself releasing a wave of sweet pollen in the air. To those with olfactory senses, it smells like strawberries or perhaps watermelon. Tomapples perhaps? No, impossible as there is no violet energy at work here. The frat boy wafts in the pleasant aroma. Suddenly, like a moth to a bug zapper he finds himself slowly approaching the plant, behaving in a dazed state...

"Duuuuude?"

::Raleigh::

"FREEZE!"

Raleigh finds himself on top of a nearby skyscraper surrounded by the local police who have their guns trained on the wizard. High above a police helicopter shines a bright light on him. And for some reason, he isn't wearing any pants...

We interrupt this thread to bring you this important update!
<A buxom brunette appears on screen>

It appears that police have finally cornered the individual who has been wreaking havoc in the downtown area. The fugitive, one Raleigh, is wanted for counts of disrupting traffic, destruction of property, assault, and for not wearing pants.

<The footage shows Raleigh wandering through the downtown area doing the above mentioned things.>

[Albedo]

"A-Are you okay? I don't know what I just did.." Al says, suddenly sounding very scared.

[Raleigh]

Oh? How amusing. *Snaps his fingers as pants form on himself.* Now then I suppose the first issue to deal with would be the media. *The news caster might notice she is getting the kill signal sign. Standing beside the station manager is Ebony, Elenore, and Mower. Seems the station is now under new ownership.* As for you lot I would say you have about five seconds to put your toys away before I turn this into a blood bath.

[Feng]

::Albedo::

Instinctively, Albeda's vines snatch the boy without warning, lifting him high in the air! In cartoon fashion, her mouth enlarges at least ten times as she shoves him down her throat. Apparently frat boys taste like chicken.


::Raleigh::

"This just in. It would appear that Channel 12 is under siege by powerful outsiders! And now here's Jeremy with Sports..."

The police keep their guns trained at Raleigh.

BOOOM!

Something loud is crashing its way through downtown.

[Albedo]

Albedo seems to zone out as instinct takes hold and by the time she comes to, she realizes the frat boy is gone. "Where is he?" Soon she tastes the chicken.... and goes wide eyed, not willing to believe she just did that she does what any girl would.... scream.

[Feng]

::Albedo::
"Duuuude?" says a disembodied voice coming from the large bulge that has appeared in her belly.

[Albedo]

"No, no. I'm sorry mister!" Al shouts to him as instinct probably does more to him.