Looking for Sir Dact!

[Feng]

Dact finds himself facing a large room full of boxes, crates, and other items for storing useless junk!

Oh, and Chibiwanbanshu. Did I mention the Chibiwanbanshu?

I didn't? Ah, well the Chibi ninja immediately take notice of Sir Dact, drawing their tiny blades.

Volvados surfaces, finding himself surrounded by various women in swimwear. There is an awkward silence and then...

EEEKK

VOYEUR! THERE'S A VOYEUR IN THE HOTSPRINGS!

DIE PERVERT!

Roll a Reflex Saving Throw vs Being bludgeoned to death by irate females.

[Knight Errant]

Dact blinks at the Chibi draw on him... "Err... hey. I don't suppose one of you could point me towards the exit?" He says, with not much hope in his voice.

Meanwhile, Volvados blinks... as his controller briefly takes out a dice, and rolls a D20!

Hmm... 5...

Who needs to dodge! He charges through the group of irate women! Shoving them aside as he looks for an exit!

((Also, Feng gets a prize for Most Unsuspected Plot Twist I've seen yet in a thread. *hands a shiny trophy*))

[Feng]

"Chubtekch!" shouts one of the advancing Chibiwanbanshu.

Huh, that didn't sound too friendly. It CERTAINLY didn't sound like directions to an exit...

Unfortunately for the unintentional peeping tom, the attempt is hindered by the massive weight of angry women clinging to his eerily curvacious form, each one trying to bite his face off. Factor in the weight of his armor and the strange decrease in strength and you've got an encumbered knight baby!

((Thank you! Thank you! On behalf of myself I'd like to thank my DnD group, whose constant clashes with the cold unforgiving claws of death thanks to my constant meddling, have made this possible! Thank you Sidgard! Thank you Arthur! ))

[Knight Errant]

"Riiight... well I didn't expect that would work, anyway." He says, getting out his sword and preparing to defend against the advance!

Meanwhile, Volvados is lost under a pile of angry women! Having quite enough of this... he scowls, as his hand glows with black light...

*BzzzzzzzzzzzzzAP!*

He electrifies the water.... and everything and one touching him. With about the voltage of a stun gun. Enough to get them off... hopefully.

[AmbushCat]

Bones eyebrow raises as he hears the cat talk.

".... You're not related to Ambush by any chance are you?" he asks, lowering his weapon.

He then notices Nobee smugly licking up the tuna before turning to the maid.

"Lower your weapon, I think you've soaked them enough." -_-

Eebon: Yeah. She's my mom! Gaw. *wipes some water out of her eyes*

Nobee: That's code for "No tuna for Eebon". Heh, heh, heh, gaw.

[Feng]

Like a galloping herd of llamas the Chibi advance upon Dact like a wave against a rock, like ants to a picnic, like Violet girls to a shiny object!

Volvados succeeds in electrifying the water knocking out the swarm of death incarnate! Huzzah! However, while it is likely that the knight is immune to the power of his electric attack, does it also grant immunity to being crushed to death by thousands of unconscious women? I rather doubt it...


"Wait.... .... Ambush is a girl?"

Bones shakes his head.

"Irregardless, you are kin to my friend Ambush, therefore you are more then welcome to my food stores" says Bones. "You!" he says pointing a finger at the Korean maid. "See to it that our guests are well fed!"

He turns to Nobee.

"You didn't happen to see a knight and his evil clone come by did you?"

[Knight Errant]

Dact begins... fighting! Sweeping his sword in rapid, low arcs to fend off the waves of chibi ninjas!

Volvados slowly and tiresomely crawls through the pile of women... searching for the top and a end of the bouncy weight! He hopes it dosent take too long... the last thing he needs is for the women to wake up again.

[Feng]

The typical Chibi horde is like a swarm of siafu: vast, angry, and capable of stripping a cow to the bone in a manner of minutes.

Pow! Bamf! Borf! Kerpam! Swick! Zamboof!

The typical Chibi horde however is also subjugated to the Conservation of Ninjutsu trope. Alone they are deadly as a howler monkey with a pair of tongs yet in greater numbers...

Boomph! Krish! Swoosh... Krackow!!!

In greater numbers the average chibi is about as harmless as a blind gopher.


Volvados must craw if he wants to live! Crawl Volvados! Crawl! Crawl! The children at home believe in you! They're cheering for you Volvados! You can do it!

[Knight Errant]

Armed with the might of TV tropes on his side, Dact cuts through the ninja hoard! He just had to make sure one wasn't waiting in the shadows to come out later after the rest of them had been defeated...

Meanwhile, after much crawling through swimsuit-clad women... Volvados breaks through the top of the pile! And rolls down the side, going to quickly stand up and get some distance!

[AmbushCat]

"Wait.... .... Ambush is a girl?"

Bones shakes his head.

"Irregardless, you are kin to my friend Ambush, therefore you are more then welcome to my food stores" says Bones. "You!" he says pointing a finger at the Korean maid. "See to it that our guests are well fed!"

Eebon: *nods happily* She is when she's human. Gaw.

Nobee: Preferably without the tainted fish this time. There's only room for one Nobee, and that's me!

He turns to Nobee.

"You didn't happen to see a knight and his evil clone come by did you?"

Nobee: Ex-nay on the ight-knay, ones-Bay. *ponders this* Engaging the Fourth Wall Demolisher... now!

*A metaphysical wrecking ball can be heard hitting something with a loud SMASH.*

Nobee: There we go. Knight-boy's up against a group of Touhou fairies that are masquerading as tiny ninjas. Evil Knight-boy has just escaped a pile of unconscious bathers. *chuckles derisively* Seriously, Bony, what's up with that? Gaw.

[Feng]

Sir Dact blazes through the army of Chibi like a farmer through a field, scattering the mini warriors left, then right, and then left again for good measure! Soon the warehouse is cleared of all noticeable enemies...

Volvados escape from what would be the ultimate case of death by smothering! For some reason he feels tired from his ordeal and his long strands of pink hair keep clouding his vision!


(Sweatdrops)

"I am grateful for your assistance, Sir Cat," says Bones. "Remind me never to get on your bad sad..."

He turns to Eebon.

"You and your sibling are welcome to make yourself at home here. Oh and if you see your mother, send her my regards!"

[Knight Errant]

"Well that was... interesting." Says Dact, as he looks over the fallen Chibi... going to pick one up before it vanishes in a puff of smoke. He shakes him a bit. "Oi... wake up."

Meanwhile, Volvados pants... "Ugh... what the hell..." He looks at his hair... and then heads for a bathroom to find a mirror.

[AmbushCat]

(Sweatdrops)

"I am grateful for your assistance, Sir Cat," says Bones. "Remind me never to get on your bad sad..."

He turns to Eebon.

"You and your sibling are welcome to make yourself at home here. Oh and if you see your mother, send her my regards!"

Nobee: *smirks* Nobee doesn't think that'll be a problem. Gaw.

Eebon: *smiles* Thanks! I will. ... *looks around* ...Um, where is here?

[Feng]

The Chibi is stirred awake by Dact's efforts!

"Huh, wuh! Oi!" stammers the Chibi glaring at Dact. "What do you want?"

Some of the other Chibi begin to poof away in a cloud of smoke...

Volvados will find a set of full length mirrors in the changing rooms outside the bath. The area is currently occupied by other girls changing into their work uniform, yet they don't seem to mind Volvados. Odd...

Oh well, at least he didn't wander into the Chibiwanbanshu bathhouse, eh?


"You're inside my submarine base and loading dock," says Bones. "I like to use this place as my primary base of operations, at least when it comes to researching new technology. If you'd like, I'm sure the ladies will be glad to give you a tour of the place after your meal."

He looks around.

"Now if you excuse me, I have to go deal with my other guests. Au revoir!"

[Knight Errant]

"To know the way out of here." Replies Dact. "This place is a maze and I'd rather not have to spend more time in it than I have to.

Volvados, by now a bit leery of women, freezes for a moment... Then blinks as they seem to ignore him... ooookay. He heads around them warily... over to the mirror to take a look at himself.