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Re: KITANAI!!

Postby Jello Shot Mischa » Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:14 pm

Feng wrote:((I'll try to keep this thread running at a relaxed pace so that those who have constraining schedules can post at their leisure. The action should be in the same place))

If the CTC maintain any dossiers on the locals of the city it is quite likely that they will receive the following information. Apparently the maid is known as Tashira, a ninja maid known for her obsession with cleanliness. Armed and possibly quite dangerous, she has a history of transforming individuals against their will into loyal followers (typically maids) in her crusade against dirt and filth. She likes green tea, classical music, and long walks on the beach with her vacuum cleaner.

Of course if this is not the case, then please disregard the following spoilers mentioned above. :mrgreen:


(( OOoooooooh... I remember her now! Hehehe! ))

The CTC vehicle quietly slows to a stop, as inside, the vehicle's on-board AI uses facial-recognition software to match the flying maid's appearance to an image in its database, displaying the found dossier on the screen for the crew that had been lazily (up to now) monitoring it.

"Sarge... we got a hit. H-class entity, ninja maid, name's Tashira..." one of the soldiers announces, the network quickly transmitting the relevant data to the head's-up displays in their armor. The squad's leader frowns. "Seems eccentric if... relatively harmless... depending on how well armed she is."

Meanwhile, outside, Mischa is taking a lazy walk through...er... the slums, when he notices the CTC armored vehicle. "Hmm... rarely get to see these in person..." he admits, walking over to take a look, before noticing Tashira. "Wait a minute... she looks familiar..." he murmurs, walking into the alley to get a better look at the maid.
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Re: KITANAI!!

Postby Feng » Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:58 pm

Tashira glances at the two below, giving a brief wave, before noticing the hobo hiding beneath the cardboard.

KITANAI!!! she shouts, landing atop the cardboard heap in a cloud of febreze!

"OH MY BAAAAACK!" exclaims the hobo, nearly crushed beneath the Meido's heels.

"At last I have found you" shouts the Maid holding a mop over his head. "Prepare to be purified!" :x

She slams the mop down hard over the Hobos head unleashing a thick cloud of cleaning agent (That smells suspiciously of coconut leaves).


Back at the CTC tank, the scanners (assuming the vehicle has such odd devices) picks up strange energy readings that are off the charts!

ITS OVER 9000!!! shouts a guy in a Vegeta cosplay who, in events unrelated to this story, is walking home from the Anime Convention with his best buddy in a Ghost Nappa costume.
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Re: KITANAI!!

Postby KonokoHasano » Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:09 pm

"... hey lady, what're you doing to that guy?"
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Re: KITANAI!!

Postby Feng » Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:33 pm

The mist of cleaning solution dissolves! Beneath the mountain of cardboard a buxom girl in a maid outfit peeks out, looking quite confused!

"O-oh my!" says the girl with a gentle British accent. "Th-this is most unsettling!"

"You have been purified of you uncleanliness sister!" exclaims Tashira embracing the new girl with a chaste hug. "Now, go forth and fight the good fight against the slime, cobwebs, dust, dirt, and dust bunnies that seek to overwhelm us all! Do not falter! Show no mercy!"

"Um... Ok...?" O.o
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Re: KITANAI!!

Postby KonokoHasano » Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:51 pm

"Whoa... that looked kinda wrong, dude. You got rid of the cardboard mountain and turned that guy into a maid." Frowns a bit. "That's mean."
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Re: KITANAI!!

Postby Jello Shot Mischa » Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:53 pm

The CTC soldiers frown at the unexpectedly high energy surge that occurs as the flying maid attacks her target. "She's not just an ordinary maid with transforming powers, then..." the squad leader comments. "Transmit this information to headquarters, and find out what they want us to do."
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Re: KITANAI!!

Postby Feng » Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:58 pm

"You... You actually liked that filthy pile of refuge?" exclaims the ninja meido, quite shocked that somebody could actually enjoy the filth. "That haven for disease? That mecca for slime? That center for... for uncleanliness?" O.o

"You know," grumbles the ex-Hobo "It's impolite to insult someone's house in front of them..." -.-

"Hush, Sister. Why don't you go sweep the alleyway? Sweep till you see that pretty face of yours...

"As for YOU" she says returning her focus to Marci "I think some reeducation is in order...

"And you!" she shouts, pointing an accusatory finger at the CTC Tank, "Your car reeks of rust and dirt! Clean it now!"
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Re: KITANAI!!

Postby KonokoHasano » Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:04 pm

"What? I just found the cardboard mountain to be awesome... and assimilating that hobo guy is kinda creepy." He laughs a bit. "Re-education? Well... um, that doesn't work, since I never went to school, you know?" He asked, tapping his chin with a finger. "Ran away from home when I was 10 and lived out in the wilds by myself, though I recently got adopted, so I don't do that anymore."

He blinks. "But, um, I don't need no reeducation."
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Re: KITANAI!!

Postby Jello Shot Mischa » Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:06 pm

Feng wrote:"And you!" she shouts, pointing an accusatory finger at the CTC Tank, "Your car reeks of rust and dirt! Clean it now!"


One of the troopers glances at the squad leader. "Didn't we wash it down after the off-road exercises yesterday?" he asks.

The sergeant simply frowns. "We're being targeted! Everyone suit up!"

The driver revs the engine, tires squealing as the troop transport tries to pull back out of Tashira's line of sight!
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Re: KITANAI!!

Postby Feng » Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:16 pm

"Oh you poor dear," says Tashira. "Not only have you been unnecessarily exposed to the harsh elements of the wild but you also lack a proper education? This just won't do~! Fear not though child, for your Aunt Tashisha will work her best with you!"

Tashira ignores the CTC Tank (for now :twisted: ) and begins to chant under her breath, making various hand signs with each syllable.
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Re: KITANAI!!

Postby Jello Shot Mischa » Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:21 pm

The troop transport pulls back under the cover of an overhang, and the hatches open up as the CTC troops within, now wearing their environmentally-sealed full-body armor, begin to disembark! "All right, you know the drill. Spread out, but keep each other in sight. I want Higgs and Arkon on overwatch, to keep an eye on that maid!"
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Re: KITANAI!!

Postby KonokoHasano » Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:22 pm

"Awww, but being out in the wild built character!" He said, pouting a bit. He then blinks for a moment. "Eh? Since when were you my aunt?"
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Re: KITANAI!!

Postby Maiden Miki » Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:26 pm

"That kind of what ninja maids do," said Mike to Marco as he looked at the ninja maid. "How about we have no reeducation here. The boy is good as he is."

Mike then put an arm in front of Marco. A gold ring could be seen in one of his fingers.
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Re: KITANAI!!

Postby Feng » Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:32 pm

As Tashira chants, streams of silky white light erupt from the floor diving straight for Marco (batting Megan to the side as needed). The strips wrap around him, starting around the waste (tugging tight I might add) before wrapping him up like a Egyptian Mummy or a fajita wrapped in foil.

Swoop!

Suddenly something materializes behind the displaced Mike!

Snatch!

Two dainty arms hold the boy in a tight grip.

"Do not interfere," scolds the voice of Tashira, or should I say her clone!


The CTC troops are able to position themselves as needed, as Tashira is too busy dealing with the two scallywags before her.
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Re: KITANAI!!

Postby AshK » Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:00 pm

Feng wrote:((I'll try to keep this thread running at a relaxed pace so that those who have constraining schedules can post at their leisure. The action should be in the same place))

"Salutations Erika-Sama," says the meido beaming. "It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I am Tashira, warrior of cleanliness! I scour the city, seeking to rid it of the filthiness that seeks to consume us all! Will you join me on my quest, noble heroine?"


Neo Mew Mint summons her spear and shows it to Tashira. "Will I need to use this?" Neo Mew Mint asked. "It's kind of clunky, so I usually store it in my subspace pocket." As Neo Mew Mint says this the spear returns to her subspace storage. She has to keep in her Neo Mew Mew form because it's the only way she can fly. None of her other forms can fly.

Neo Mew Mint then lands and reverts back to her civilian form and pulls out a Black and white head band of some sort. She then takes her ribbon off, stows it and brushes her hair to fix it.

"I do have a maid form, but I don't know how much it will help." Erika says.

Erika puts her black and white headband on and becomes
Maid Erika

"I could help a lot in this form." Erika says in her new form.
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