KITANAI!!

[Jello Shot Mischa]

((It's important to keep track of these things! ))

The cone of energy hits poor, unsuspecting Mischa right in the chest. As the blast from the Meido's kinjutsu works its devilry on his body, the poor boy feels as though his entire skeleton is melting away from the sheer intensity of the wave! Muscles and fat are next, followed by other important bodily organs. Despite this, Mischa still finds himself 'alive' or at the very least sentient through the entire ordeal.

The wave subsides...

Where once was an inattentive boy lie only his shoes. Oh and a pile of funny black material. Is that his skin?!? O.o

Mischa yelps, letting out a distressed groan as he feels the energy seemingly vaporize his body! Although as the wave of energy dissipates, he's startled to find himself still alive and... well, somewhat intact, although he's collapsed onto the ground. Or something.

He tries to wriggle and stir, to get to his feet.

[Maiden Miki]

"What was the purpose of that," said the Meiko clones as they watched what just happen.

[Feng]

Being a boneless mass, Mischa's efforts are not very effective....

Fweeeeeesh!

But wait, what's this? The sack formerly known as Mischa stirs. From within, the Amazing Boneless Man finds his hollow being filled by a ticklish sensation. Is that hot air inside him?

As more air enters in, a vague shape is beginning to form.


Removing the headband proves... ineffective! Besides, why would Erika-Chan want to betray her benefactor, especially since she was kind to grant her legendary ninja-meido skillz? Surely Erika-Chan doesn't want to be ungrateful for such a generous gift, yes?


"Oh dear" says Tashira, blushing. "It would appear I missed." ->.<-()

[Maiden Miki]

"Oh dear" says Tashira, blushing. "It would appear I missed." ->.<-()

"Powerful jutsus like that one shouldn't be used too freely. Not unless you are certain it will hit," said Meiko as she stood next to Tashira.

[Raleigh]

Hm... seems the CTC is too busy to respond. Still, I suppose I should make a trademarked big entrance on the scene though. *His hand blurs for a moment as several coins are thrown rapid fire and with great force at Tashira followed by Raleigh jumping down in amongst everyone.* Can't keep one of your minions in line, Meiko? Shall I help you put her down?

[AshK]

"Wh-why can't I return to my normal Maid form?" Magical Ninja Meido Erika says as she continues to find a way to return to her civilian form. "I do not want to transform anyone who doesn't want to be transformed. It goes against everything I stand for as my other hero forms." Erika says still trying to resist the urge to transform some dirty Hobos into pretty and clean obedient maids.

[KonokoHasano]

As for Marco-Chan, the books land gently on her head. No need to use that cliche, non? Bruises are not proper wear for an upstanding woman of high society anyways...

"Huh..." Curious, she grabbed one of the books and looked at it.

[Feng]

"I know" mumbles a disappointed Tashira, face pouty. "I was just sure it was bound to hit. I trained so hard t-"

!

"KITANAI!"

She sends a roundhouse kick to Meiko's face.


Amongst the various tomes Marco-Chan finds:
-Proper etiquette for beginners
-Advanced English Literature Vol. I
-Ballroom dancing for twits

She also finds... Oh my! Is that a saucy romance novel? Before Marco-Chan can get a good look at the cover, depicting a young maiden in the arms of a hunky specimen of masculinity, the novel is quickly snatched by Tashira's clone!

"T-that is... Um, that's mine actually. I don't think you'd be interested in that."


But why would Erika-Chan desire to return to her mundane life when their are battles to be won, people to purify, and cobwebs to be dusted? Surely the life of a ninja meido must seem somewhat exciting to the magical ninja maid, if only a little bit. Nonetheless, if she must insist on abandoning her new-found abilities, she has a slight hunch that saying a certain incantation miiiight return her to normal. Now how did that phrase go again?
....


((Tashira technically isn't one of Meiko's minions, more of a former student really.))

"You!", shouts a soap clone manifesting in front of Raleigh, weaving through the money barrage. "You wreak of dust bunnies and spoiled cheese! I think it's time you got a bath..."

She holds up a bath brush menacingly.

[Maiden Miki]

"I know" mumbles a disappointed Tashira, face pouty. "I was just sure it was bound to hit. I trained so hard t-"

!

"KITANAI!"

She sends a roundhouse kick to Meiko's face.

"You need more training. Something that I can provide you," said Meiko as she uses a long featherduster to block the attack. Meiko shows no emotion as she keeps an eye on Tashira.

[AshK]

Magical Ninja Meido Erika seems to have completely forgotten how to say the phrase. She will try to remember it later. Her mistress commanded her to clean up this place, so clean up this place she will even though she didn't like it. She does some handsigns that she didn't know she could do and conjured up a hand held pressure washer. "Now where to start. I must do this for my mistress. It is what she expects of me." Magical Ninja Meido Erika said as she started searching for things to clean up unable to resist the commands that have now been driven into her head.

[Raleigh]

Spoiled cheese? I don't eat cheese so why would that smell be on me. *He acts distracted as if he is trying to figure out that accusation.*

[KonokoHasano]

Amongst the various tomes Marco-Chan finds:
-Proper etiquette for beginners
-Advanced English Literature Vol. I
-Ballroom dancing for twits

She also finds... Oh my! Is that a saucy romance novel? Before Marco-Chan can get a good look at the cover, depicting a young maiden in the arms of a hunky specimen of masculinity, the novel is quickly snatched by Tashira's clone!

"T-that is... Um, that's mine actually. I don't think you'd be interested in that."

"What was that anyway?" She asked, before looking back at the books. "Maaaaaan, these seem boooooring."

[Jello Shot Mischa]

Being a boneless mass, Mischa's efforts are not very effective....

Fweeeeeesh!

But wait, what's this? The sack formerly known as Mischa stirs. From within, the Amazing Boneless Man finds his hollow being filled by a ticklish sensation. Is that hot air inside him?

As more air enters in, a vague shape is beginning to form.

Mischa pauses, as he feels the bizarre sensation of hot air starting to flow inside his body, reinforcing his newly hollow form. He starts trying to struggle again, though, as his body slowly expands and fills out.

Hm... seems the CTC is too busy to respond. Still, I suppose I should make a trademarked big entrance on the scene though.

(( Oops! Sorry, Raleigh, I lost track of the post! @__@ ))

The CTC don't respond to Raleigh's efforts -- given the chaotic situation, they're probably just too busy at the moment.

As it is, the vanguard troops advance cautiously into the alleyway, the drones probing further ahead, while the fireteam carefully moves up, staying behind cover. The fireteam loads specially-marked grenades into their launchers, but as the situation becomes increasingly disorganized, they hold their fire.

"Sir, the situation seems to be breaking down," one of them reports. "Did you want us to still proceed?"

"Hold your fire, for now," the squad leader orders. "We'll see how things work out, first. No sense antagonizing them."

[AshK]

Magical Ninja Meido Erika continues to search for something to clean.

[Feng]

((We now return you to your thread currently in progress...))

The hot air within Mischa giving him(?) shape. Tashira (or perhaps one of her clones? I've lost track of who is who) watches with interest as the sack of rubber inflates out, making Mischa into a rather shapely young maid. With a pop, her(?) hips become wide and womanly as his(??) waist tucks in. A cascade of white hair falls down his back into a solid clump, reaching her rather bodacious rump...

Suddenly with a pop, two mounds inflate on her(!) chest giving Mischa a very voluptuous form....

Eh? Are they still inflating? I think that's enough now....

That's enough.

Oi! Extne on the oobsba! >_<

Erika's dust senses detect a huge wave of dirt and grime off North!

"Now, now" says Tashira, patting Marco-Chan on the head. "They may seem dull at first, but they are surprisingly filling. Inside you'll find the way to becoming a great young lady, one who men will line up to court!"

"Silence Chiizu-San," shouts the Maid Clone, flinging a bucket at Raleigh's hat!

"Bah!" shouts Tashira, following up with a wave of soap shurikens! "I've already found a master, a TRUE warrior of cleanliness! He's shown me techniques, powerful skills to bring down righteous squeeky-clean judgement!"

(Somewhere a dapper gentleman sporting a monocle sneezes)