Hooray

[Raleigh]

*Raleigh can be found reclining in the top of a tree's branches celebrating with some teriyaki chicken and some tea.* I think this makes a whole year or so without dying to outside forces. I've done quite well for myself. No crystals or treasure chests left behind or anything. *He seems too busy amusing himself with survival to notice if anyone is around him.*

[Maiden Miki]

"Oh! Excuse me!" said a voice from under the tree. The tree shook a bit as Mia seem to have bumped into the tree that the all powerful being was in.

[AmbushCat]

*Zapana walks past in her theater usher's uniform. She pauses, checks her watch, shrugs and doubles back to the tree.*

No deaths in a year? That's pretty rare.

[Miku-chan]

"Nope, just several near misses though...=^*^= GizMio says as she flys by and lands on Raleigh's shoulder

[Raleigh]

Hello all of ya. I was actually setting myself up for someone to snipe me or something. It was either this or work it so a house collapsed on me while traveling through town and I figured a nice nature setting was best. Its kind of dull not handing out some items occasionally.

[Maiden Miki]

"Oh....You wanted somebody to kill you? Why would you want to do that?" asked Mia as she sounded confused.

[KonokoHasano]

Hello all of ya. I was actually setting myself up for someone to snipe me or something. It was either this or work it so a house collapsed on me while traveling through town and I figured a nice nature setting was best. Its kind of dull not handing out some items occasionally.

Konoko's hand shoots out of Raleigh's shadow, holding one of her butterfly blade swords that attempts to rip right through him!

[AmbushCat]

Hello all of ya. I was actually setting myself up for someone to snipe me or something. It was either this or work it so a house collapsed on me while traveling through town and I figured a nice nature setting was best. Its kind of dull not handing out some items occasionally.

I could probably atomize you if you wanted, but I'd need you to get out of the tree first.

Konoko's hand shoots out of Raleigh's shadow, holding one of her butterfly blade swords that attempts to rip right through him!

...Crud. I guess Coney-chan gets first dibs.

[Miku-chan]

GizMio digs her claws into Raleigh's shoulder as she sees Konoko's blade heading towards Raleigh...

[Raleigh]

Perhaps. More like I wanted someone to try or something contrived. It was either that or create a thread where I played a goofball and got pulled over by TSAB while they inspected me for weapons and it devolves into a thread of posts listing everything I'm carrying on my person at the moment. *Raleigh says in response to Mia's question.*

*Winks at GizMio even as he is speared through by Konoko's sword.* Gehack... *He smirks and his body seems to explode into smoke leaving behind a piece of paper with a crude drawing of Raleigh sticking his tongue out pointing at Konoko.* Now now, you should know it isn't that easy. If I am setting myself up as a target I've already got things prepared. *A nearby leaf turns into Raleigh.*

[AmbushCat]

Then I may as well be next in the hit parade.

*Zapana takes a deep breath before exhaling a beam of black fire at Raleigh.*

[Maiden Miki]

"Oh dear! I guess I won't have time to get Mr. Raleigh something nice to celebrate his year of no kills," said Mia as she frowns and looked a bit upset. "Still maybe I can get him a card or something."

[Miku-chan]

GizMio barely catches the wink as she feels Raleigh turn to smoke......Aaack the winged cat says as she makes a artful fall towards Konoko's arm...

[Raleigh]

Feel free to get a card if you want. Even if I get killed today it would still be a nice thing to get. *Attempts to jump away from the flames.*

[Maiden Miki]

Feel free to get a card if you want. Even if I get killed today it would still be a nice thing to get. *Attempts to jump away from the flames.*

"I believe I have some right now...." said Mia as she was digging though her bag and pulling out cards. She then pulled out one and said, "I don't believe I have any for this situation. I like to carry some incase I have to give one. Would an anniversary card be more fitting?"

Mia held one with balloons painted on the cover and happy people on the insider. "If you want I can give you this one."