Club Xibalba

[Feng]

"Sorry," says Bones, "checking Elliot's I.D. by squeezing it before holding it up towards the light. "I doubt you'd be interested in the secret dealings going on below. Besides, its invitation only unless you're a member."

Content that the I.D. is genuine Bones pours Elliot his drink. "Here you are. Oh?

Grumpy finishes his song, taking a bow before exiting the stage.

"You're up kid. You can have your drink when you're done."

He turns to Raleigh. "One Baron Samedi coming right up! Are you enjoying your time at Club Xibalba?"

He turns to Zapana, handing her back her I.D.

"I'll have your drink ready shortly. If you're interested in singing later, here is a copy of the song book."

[Raleigh]

Seems a nice place with an interesting decor choice too. *Puts away his seven different ids in his pocket since it seems they won't be needed.*

[Harri-chan]

Elliot slips the card back into his pocket, "Well... how do I become a member? I'm definitely interested... ", he said, starting to lift his drink when Bones motioned to the stage. "Oh, right... ". Turning from the bar, he heads up to the stage, taking the microphone.

"Hello laaaadies!", he grinned. "My name is Elliot... and I'll be here all evening. Please come say hello". Nodding to whoever was in charge of the music, he began a rendition of Tainted Love. Considering how awful Elliot was at almost everything he did, his singing was actually pretty good. The dancing that accompanied the vocals however, was not.

[Raleigh]

He does know that'll never get him a girl right? Its almost as cheesy as the whole 'Are you tired, baby?' bit. Then again what do I know since I never try to pick anyone up. My wife beat me half to death in physical combat and that was what passed for my courtship experience.

[Feng]

"Thanks, although it was my cousin who decided on the design. In fact she's the brains behind this entire operation. I'm merely her financial support and backup bartender."

Bones mixes up a curious green martini that bubbles ominously. He places it before Raleigh. "Enjoy~!"

He glances over at Elliot. "I do hope he stays out of trouble," >.< he says cleaning a glass.

[Harri-chan]

Elliot's long blonde hair flopped around as he danced on the stage while singing, wiggling his hips in the direction of several females that were sat nearby. After doing a little fancy footwork, he leapt off the stage, and began stalking around the tables, singing directly to the girls, getting rather close to the ones he found most attractive!

[AmbushCat]

He turns to Zapana, handing her back her I.D.

"I'll have your drink ready shortly. If you're interested in singing later, here is a copy of the song book."

Cool. Thanks. *pockets the I.D. and accepts the book, browsing it idly*

He does know that'll never get him a girl right? Its almost as cheesy as the whole 'Are you tired, baby?' bit. Then again what do I know since I never try to pick anyone up. My wife beat me half to death in physical combat and that was what passed for my courtship experience.

*nods in agreement* If there's any words beyond 'epic' for this fail, I don't know what they are.

Elliot's long blonde hair flopped around as he danced on the stage while singing, wiggling his hips in the direction of several females that were sat nearby. After doing a little fancy footwork, he leapt off the stage, and began stalking around the tables, singing directly to the girls, getting rather close to the ones he found most attractive!

If he starts hitting on me, I'll know he's desparate.

[Feng]

"Oi vey," mutters Bones as he pours Zapana a tall glass of tequila mixed with a cup of Vernos. "Here you go miss. Enjoy~!"

"I didn't know you were the ladies man" says Bones, pouring himself a glass of orange juice. "Was she pretty?"


Elliot's audience stand in awkward silence, unsure of what to make of the pasty boy hitting on them.

.... ....

Even the crickets don't make a peep.

"Oi! You're creeping out my customers kid!" shouts Bones. "Knock it off!"

[Harri-chan]

Elliot reaches the end of his song, and looks around in genuine suprise at the awkward silence. Climbing back onto the stage, he puts the mic back in the stand, before returning to the bar, scratching his head, wearing a confused expression. Taking a sip of the vodka and Red Bull, he shrugs to Bones, "Your customers don't know a thing about good music, Bones... ".

[Raleigh]

Yep, she was the most beautiful gray Woren I've ever met. Strong, fast, and more than willing to beat me to almost to death if I did something wrong. Good thing that particular tribes customs were marriage challenges and she technically won me from our fight. I played along since she impressed me. Being a shapeshifter it makes an impression when I encounter anything that can actually beat me up. Still miss her. *Drinks his poison.* Can I get another?

[AmbushCat]

"Oi vey," mutters Bones as he pours Zapana a tall glass of tequila mixed with a cup of Vernos. "Here you go miss. Enjoy~!"

Arigatou, Bony-kun. *sips the drink* ...Now that's what I call a kick. Nails the taste buds dead center!

Elliot reaches the end of his song, and looks around in genuine suprise at the awkward silence. Climbing back onto the stage, he puts the mic back in the stand, before returning to the bar, scratching his head, wearing a confused expression. Taking a sip of the vodka and Red Bull, he shrugs to Bones, "Your customers don't know a thing about good music, Bones... ".

Don't feel too bad, kid. You ain't exactly Michael Jackson. *scratches her chin* For that matter, you ain't exactly Hanson, either.

Yep, she was the most beautiful gray Woren I've ever met. Strong, fast, and more than willing to beat me to almost to death if I did something wrong. Good thing that particular tribes customs were marriage challenges and she technically won me from our fight. I played along since she impressed me. Being a shapeshifter it makes an impression when I encounter anything that can actually beat me up. Still miss her. *Drinks his poison.* Can I get another?

At least you actually found a mate. I think I ostracized any future marriage prospects during my years as a criminal. *chuckles bitterly*

[Raleigh]

Heh, mate might be pushing the term but yeah. I don't see why that would matter Zaps. Your a good looking woman who has turned it around assuming anyone was really put off by you being a criminal to begin with. I've known plenty of space pirates and the like that have settled down just fine even while the authorities are still after their heads. Perhaps this bar should have a singles night, Bones. Then again if it means I'll have to see more of that exemplary striking out of yours Elliot I might choose to gouge out my eyes as a lesser evil.

[AmbushCat]

Well... ...I dunno. *stares at the counter* You raise a good point, Raleigh-san, but... I just don't know.

[Feng]

"I'll discuss it with the owner" says Bones, mixing up another Baron Samedi. "It would be good for business although there might be some safety issues that might have to be addressed. Anyways, Mr. Cloak is right Miss Zapana. You shouldn't let your history stop you from playing the field. I'm sure there are a lot of fine gentlemen in the city who would be interested in going on a date with you."

He turns to Elliot.

"Speaking of courtship, Elliot-Chan, if you wish to attract the fairer sex then being a creepy desperado is not the way to go about it. You've got to-"

"Excuse me," says a black haired girl walking up to Elliot. "Was that you who was up there earlier? I thought you did a great job."

"...." o.o

[Raleigh]

*Seems Raleigh is going to find out what is on the floor below since his face fault actually plowed him through the floor.* What the...? Impossibible.