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Re: Club Xibalba

Postby Feng » Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:49 pm

Ana shoves the amorous Elliot away.

"What do you think you're doing? We've just met..." she says, clearly irate. Elliot might notice that her eyes have turned a dull red.

The other patrons in the bar, as well as Rachael, begin eying Elliot.


"No need to be paranoid," says Bones. "Its not like I would share your name with the entire world."

"Now then, is anyone interested in taking the stage? We've got an opening coming u-" ~o_O~

Bones suddenly pauses, his body completely still as if he detects some unseen danger nearby.

"Oh gods!" he says, ducking beneath the bar into one of his convenient hiding places.
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Re: Club Xibalba

Postby Ookalf » Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:55 pm

Raleigh wrote:Heh, sorry if I disturbed you some how. Ah yes, Lilly, there is also using a scent/pheromone lure to get them to come out too.

Uh huh...

Feng wrote:"Now then, is anyone interested in taking the stage? We've got an opening coming u-" ~o_O~

Bones suddenly pauses, his body completely still as if he detects some unseen danger nearby.

"Oh gods!" he says, ducking beneath the bar into one of his convenient hiding places.

*Lilly over at where Bones just was.* What's with him?
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Re: Club Xibalba

Postby Harri-chan » Thu Sep 01, 2011 4:03 pm

Stumbling back from the shove, Elliot holds his hands up apologetically, "Hey... I thought you liked me... ", he said, watching her eyes shift colour with a concern look in his own. His loose blonde hair swished about as he turned to look at Rachel, and then back to Ana. "C'mon, if you're gonna dress like THAT you're just asking for a guy to make a move on you... right?".
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Re: Club Xibalba

Postby Raleigh » Thu Sep 01, 2011 4:52 pm

My urge to brutally murder Elliot and then play pinball with his soul just went up about twelve notches for some reason. *Looks over at what Bones is doing.* A sense of impending doom I think. That is what it tends to look like.
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Re: Club Xibalba

Postby AmbushCat » Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:44 pm

Raleigh wrote:Heh, sorry if I disturbed you some how. Ah yes, Lilly, there is also using a scent/pheromone lure to get them to come out too.


*waves it off* Eh, don't worry about it. Cardcaptor Sakura was never my favorite anime anyway.

Ickle Harri-chan wrote:Stumbling back from the shove, Elliot holds his hands up apologetically, "Hey... I thought you liked me... ", he said, watching her eyes shift colour with a concern look in his own. His loose blonde hair swished about as he turned to look at Rachel, and then back to Ana. "C'mon, if you're gonna dress like THAT you're just asking for a guy to make a move on you... right?".


*Somewhere in space and time, Callista gets the urge to say something in agreement with someone. Suppressing said urge, she continues to search the local K-Mart for school supplies.*
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Re: Club Xibalba

Postby Feng » Thu Sep 01, 2011 6:15 pm

Almost instantaneously Elliot finds himself in a sea of shadow and angry red eyes. It seems his little comment has just gone and upset not only Raleigh, Callista, and the Narrator (for shame! :twisted: ) but also every single patron in the bar.

"What did you say?" says Rachael, manifesting right next to Elliot, her cold breath chilling the back of his neck. "Would you care to repeat what you said to the rest of the class?"

Oh dear.


At this point Bones would make a joke about Mr. Cloak being a "Pinball Wizard" but he is currently hiding, and for good reason too...

From out of the hidden passageway a certain red haired girl walks over to the bar wielding a large hammer.

"Oi! I've got a 'bone' to pick with you cous-"

Noticing the bartender is absent she looks around.

"Where did he go? Don't tell me the slacker abandoned his post." -.-

She turns to Zapana, Lilly, and Raleigh.

"Excuse me, but did you see a strange man in a top hat here a moment ago? ^_^"
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Re: Club Xibalba

Postby AmbushCat » Thu Sep 01, 2011 6:27 pm

Almost instantaneously Elliot finds himself in a sea of shadow and angry red eyes. It seems his little comment has just gone and upset not only Raleigh, Callista, and the Narrator (for shame! :twisted: ) but also every single patron in the bar.


*ears twitch* Sounds like there's an empty space in Davy Jones' locker room.

Feng wrote:From out of the hidden passageway a certain red haired girl walks over to the bar wielding a large hammer.

"Oi! I've got a 'bone' to pick with you cous-"

Noticing the bartender is absent she looks around.

"Where did he go? Don't tell me the slacker abandoned his post." -.-

She turns to Zapana, Lilly, and Raleigh.

"Excuse me, but did you see a strange man in a top hat here a moment ago? ^_^"


*looks over the girl for a few moments* ...You look kinda familiar. ... *shrugs* Eh, it's probably the hammer.
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Re: Club Xibalba

Postby Ookalf » Thu Sep 01, 2011 6:36 pm

Feng wrote:From out of the hidden passageway a certain red haired girl walks over to the bar wielding a large hammer.

"Oi! I've got a 'bone' to pick with you cous-"

Noticing the bartender is absent she looks around.

"Where did he go? Don't tell me the slacker abandoned his post." -.-

She turns to Zapana, Lilly, and Raleigh.

"Excuse me, but did you see a strange man in a top hat here a moment ago? ^_^"

Yes, actually. I think he's hiding under the bar here.
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Re: Club Xibalba

Postby Blaze » Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:35 pm

The foxgirl glances over at Raleigh and quirks an eyebrow.

"Wha? Did something happen?"

She looks at the woman and giggles, tapping the top of the bar.

"Under here."
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Re: Club Xibalba

Postby Harri-chan » Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:18 am

Elliot backed up slightly, only to find himself almost pressed against Rachel, and stumbled away again as he felt the cold breath on his neck, his long hair swishing about as he turned to look at her, "That's why you're dressed like that... isn't it? You can't wear a short, tight dress and then get mad at people... ".
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Re: Club Xibalba

Postby Raleigh » Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:22 am

I believe he said something that normally would result in the death of the speaker in my personal presence. Its a comment that is the first step on a very slippery slope that leads one to doing things that are unacceptable.

Since no one else is going to I guess I'll go sing for now. *Goes up and selects 'Man of Constant Sorrow' as his song and pretty much sings it dead on correctly. The accuracy being a result of the fact that he can only pattern his singing after the original recording to start with.*
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Re: Club Xibalba

Postby AmbushCat » Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:37 am

*applauds* Thanks for the distraction over there.
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Re: Club Xibalba

Postby Feng » Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:23 am

"Is that so?" says Rachael, grabbing Elliot by the neck and hoisting him in the air by one hand. "Well lets see how YOU like it!" :x

From the shadows, black tendrils lunge straight for Elliot's chest. Suddenly his shirt begins to shimmer, turning black than the void of space. The sleeves shrivel away to dust as the hem of his shirt stretches down towards just the top of his knees...


"Ah, you have my thanks ladies," ^_^ says the girl, reaching under the bar.

"Ah ha! There you are!" she says, reaching in and grabbing a bottle of Sake before turning to Zapana.

"You mean this thing?" hefting the hammer with one hand. I've only had it for about a week. Must be a case of mistaken identity." :?

Turns to the stage. "Is that your friend up there?"
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Re: Club Xibalba

Postby Harri-chan » Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:13 am

Elliot gasped as Rachel got him by the throat, and he tried to pry her fingers away before yelping as he was lifted off his feet, staring at the girl in stunned awe as she held him there with just one arm! He struggled as the black tendrils leapt at him, kicking his legs. "Who are you people?!", he demanded in a rather frightened voice as his t-shirt began altering around him.
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Re: Club Xibalba

Postby Feng » Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:28 am

"We are sisters, sisters most displeased by your lack of gentlemanly conduct," says Rachael.


Elliot's clothes continue to morph, the hem expanding outward and gaining frills. The neckline on his 'shirt' recedes to the top of his chest, gaining frills.

Elliot's paints disintegrate to ash as his socks turn into a fine black silky material and crawl up his legs, stopping at his calves.

Suddenly dark tendrils begin to cloud Elliot's vision as his long hair quickly turns jet black.

The transformation finishes things off with a pop as a pair of fake bunny ears appear on Elliot's head, leaving him a cute, red-eyed trap.
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