LAMD 2.0

[Vomica]

"What a neutrallic choice, sir or madam! Please step through the indicated door and we can get started!"

Og-ra walks gracefully over towards the door, and slips into it! He pauses into the portal, much like a shadow into the night.

...okay. It's not really 'walk' and is more 'lumber', and 'gracefully' is more 'thunders'. But at least he still made it!

[Raleigh]

Not my bits. Isn't that a bit adult for this channel? *He asks the narrator while trying to evade attacks.* Hm.. where is that turn undead spell when you need it?

[AshK]

Austin Bunny enters the portal after putting her kama back on the rack. "I wonder like what my next challenge is going to be?" Austin Bunny asks herself as she enters the portal.

Austin walks into the next room! It is bare stone, as the portal closes behind her. In a platform in the center there are two levers... withtwo signs. One reads "Rocks Fall" the other reads "Fill Room With Lava" between them, is a black marker. ';Challenge! Get past this room without dieing horribly!"

"Oh like great! I so have to figure something out." Austin Bunny says as she thinks on what lever to pull. "This is going to be hard, but I know I can do this."

Austin Bunny chose the rocks option. As the rocks began to fall, Austin Bunny quickly got to attempting to get to where she thought the exit would be at the other side of the room. She zigged, zagged jumped and rolled trying to avoid getting smashed. She then realized she wasn't even a quarter of the way across the room she had a lot of work to do.

(Sorry for the delay. Work, school, Karate, and the loss of my dog has kind of slowed me down on posting replies. Sorry to make you wait so long. I was also trying to figure out how to deal with the levers through all that as well.)

[Chris Thorn]

*Grant walks up to the 'theatre' and into the foyer*
"A little light comedy sounds nice"

[Knight Errant]

Eliza was in such an adrenaline rush, she didn't realise how well she was doing, until the reaction from the girls once it was over. She looked suprised, returning a couple of hugs as they gathered around her, cheeks going rather red. Even though it was cheerleading... she felt good that she was apparently good at something for a change.

"Thanks, guys... ", she smiled, "... but it was a team effort, we all did great!", she said, her blue eyes drifting to watch the guys coming down from their seats.



Kitty watched in silence, before letting out a big sigh once the footsteps left, and the door closed. She crawled out from beneath the table, and climbed to her feet, whining as she saw the chair was all the way back across the room. It had been so heavy... she didn't want to start again, so instead turned, grabbing the table cloth, and tried to pull it down...

The girls surrounding Eliza giggle and nod... as finally, the surging of the crowd brings Eliza and the football quarterback next to each other. "Hey Eliza... that was some great cheering..." He says... blushing a bit as he glances over her. A couple guys further away yell out encouragement. "Go for it John!" One of them says. John turns around. "Shut UP! My god..." He turns back to Eliza, blushing more and rubbing his head. "Sorry about those guys..."

Meanwhile...

Kitty grabs the tablecloth... pulling it with her small hands! She hears the wobbling of place settings and whatever else is on the table... she could probably pull it all down with a hard tug. But that would also cause a lot of noise...

*Lilly sighs.* Do I have to? Can't you just roll again or something?

The die frowns. "Oh fine, smartywench." The die calls over to the other side of the room. "Oi! Pat! Whats yer roll!" From the other side of the room, the die dives forwards... tumbing over to land on a three!

The die caught by Lilly blinks at her. "So whatcha want me ta roll?"

Rider carefully redressed in the LAMD maid staff uniform as JoLei contently enjoys the pampering tune up of the oil bath..."The master certainly takes great care of the staff. Perhaps we were wrong to be so rude?" JoLei says as the tune up cometes itself.

"Perhaps, JoLei, but I can't help feeling something is wrong with some of this...>sigh<..." Rider says as she watches her mechanical companion prepaid and dress herself as well. Soon the pair are ready for their next assignment

The Voice speaks! "Damn right you were! I mean- wait you were rude? Huh... I dont remember that... hrrrm... WELL! In that case, get back to work you lots!" A glowing door appears in the room!

Okuni only now notices the unicorns.

"Oh... oh dear. I do hope those horns are only for show..."

She palms an arrow just in case.

The Voice chuckles. "Take away the glamor and the sparkles and what a Unicorn is is a bloody great horse with a horn on the end... RIGHT! Fork in the road time! Now that you caught yourself a Unicorn, either take some of its tail hair... or its horn! Then escape being trampled and gored to death by her irate family!"

Meanwhile, the Unicorns around her snort and paw the ground... obviously not happy with how she arrived in their grove. But they dont seem agitated enough to stampede her... yet.

"Not at all!" exclaims Bones, feigning shock. "The Temple of the Smoking One rather encourages ecumenism. In fact there IS a certain ceremony we have where the representatives of each religion exchange religious icons with one another, as a sign of good and such."

Reaching into his cloak Bones produced a toaster carved from black obsidian.

"Would you be interested in participating in such a tradition with me, your Queenship?"

The Amazon Queen regards Bones coolly for a few moments, then. "Only the Priestesses are permitted to touch the Sacred Idol. But... I will give you a greater gift. One of the Priestesses, with the Idol, will accompany you. To show your people the power of our goddess as you have shown the power of yours..."

"So that would be useless.....I need to chose something that will be helpful. I can see how the personality can be hindering though. The form last less of a chance," said Don as he thought about it for a minute. He then said, "Knowing this place I can figure out what will happen. I choose the Penalty Form."

"So it is!" Says the Voice. "Open the chest marked as such and you will recieve your new form!"

"Bats?" She asked, grabbing the weapon.

"Bats." Answers the voice... as she hears the chattering of the winged rodents up ahead in the darkness!

Og-ra walks gracefully over towards the door, and slips into it! He pauses into the portal, much like a shadow into the night.

...okay. It's not really 'walk' and is more 'lumber', and 'gracefully' is more 'thunders'. But at least he still made it!

As Og-ra passes through the gate... which is thankfully quite large... he is overcome by a wave of neutrallic thoughts! Extremes seem so... blegh. Gray is the way to go...

Meanwhile, he comes across another set of doors! Restroom doors by the looks of them. "Select your gender, sir or madam!"

Not my bits. Isn't that a bit adult for this channel? *He asks the narrator while trying to evade attacks.* Hm.. where is that turn undead spell when you need it?

"Psh, the movie Mars Attacks was rated PG13, and that had melting faces and exploding brains. Get with the times." Meanwhile, it is rather hard to doge without flying or climbing up a wall... as soon the entire floor is full of a hoard of undead... clawing and slashing at him!

"Oh like great! I so have to figure something out." Austin Bunny says as she thinks on what lever to pull. "This is going to be hard, but I know I can do this."

Austin Bunny chose the rocks option. As the rocks began to fall, Austin Bunny quickly got to attempting to get to where she thought the exit would be at the other side of the room. She zigged, zagged jumped and rolled trying to avoid getting smashed. She then realized she wasn't even a quarter of the way across the room she had a lot of work to do.

(Sorry for the delay. Work, school, Karate, and the loss of my dog has kind of slowed me down on posting replies. Sorry to make you wait so long. I was also trying to figure out how to deal with the levers through all that as well.)

Austin pulls the levers! As giant boulders begin to fill the sealed room... dropping in from the ceiling! She would have to display quite astounding agility to not be crushed...

*Grant walks up to the 'theatre' and into the foyer*
"A little light comedy sounds nice"

A Voice greets him! "Hello, sir or madam, and welcome to the Laugh A Minute Dungeon! Purveyors of fine comedy and tragedy for all ages! Please select your disposition..."

[Ookalf]

The die frowns. "Oh fine, smartywench." The die calls over to the other side of the room. "Oi! Pat! Whats yer roll!" From the other side of the room, the die dives forwards... tumbing over to land on a three!

The die caught by Lilly blinks at her. "So whatcha want me ta roll?"

I need an even number, right? Go ahead and make it another three.

[Feng]

"Fair enough" says Bones, with a smile. "The High Priest of Smoking Toaster would love to entertain the company of your chosen priestess."

[Vomica]

Neutralist thoughts? What is this business? Impartialness? Amorality? Hazzuh! Og-ra lumbers up to the pair of doors, and looks at the conundrum, with a look that one might give to drying paint or a rerun of some television show. Being an expert on both logic and investigation, it only takes a few moments for Og-ra to declare "...it is sir. I am, for the moment, a male." With that he approaches the 'men's room' door, unless, you know. Something seems off about it.

[Harri-chan]

Eliza rubbed the back of her neck as she looked up at the taller boy, and gave a nervous laugh, "Don't worry... my friends are just as bad... ", she found herself saying, pointing to the group of girls she'd only just met. "Thanks... I was so nervous about doing that, but it seemed to go pretty good, huh? Hopefully we can do it just as well when it matters for an actual game... ". Words were flowing out without thought, her eyes seemingly fixed on the boy.


The young Kitty hesitated as she heard the wobble... but everything was so hard, and her frustration was growing. She drew a deep breath, squeezed her eyes shut tight and gave the cloth another hard tug!

[Miku-chan]

The pair blinkblink at the voice and head thru the glowing doorway...

[Maiden Miki]

"It can't be as bad as the others," said Don to himself as he opened up the marked chest.

[Blaze]

Okuni rolls her eyes at that. Obviously the best choice is the one that causes less harm. Besides, it would take too long to get the horn out, and she would become full of holes before she could manage.

Dropping the arrow, she raises her hands seemingly in surrender and slowly moves them to the captured unicorn's tail with no sudden movements. She gently runs her fingers through the tail, hoping for some loose hair.

[Raleigh]

*Naturally starts walking up the wall backwards.* You know I have a solution. I do happen to have some holy water with me I think. *Starts rummaging around in one of his pockets.* Now how did the Belmont's do this again?

[KonokoHasano]

"Bats." Answers the voice... as she hears the chattering of the winged rodents up ahead in the darkness!

"Damn..." She cursed as she held the slingshot, making her way farther.

[AshK]

"Oh like great! I so have to figure something out." Austin Bunny says as she thinks on what lever to pull. "This is going to be hard, but I know I can do this."

Austin Bunny chose the rocks option. As the rocks began to fall, Austin Bunny quickly got to attempting to get to where she thought the exit would be at the other side of the room. She zigged, zagged jumped and rolled trying to avoid getting smashed. She then realized she wasn't even a quarter of the way across the room she had a lot of work to do.

(Sorry for the delay. Work, school, Karate, and the loss of my dog has kind of slowed me down on posting replies. Sorry to make you wait so long. I was also trying to figure out how to deal with the levers through all that as well.)

Austin pulls the levers! As giant boulders begin to fill the sealed room... dropping in from the ceiling! She would have to display quite astounding agility to not be crushed...

'Now is like my chance to put my agility training from my martial arts and aerobics training to the test.' Austin Bunny thought to herself as she used her newly acquired ability to hop like a bunny from her transformation to jump from rock to rock. Jumping over some, rolling under others. She use the falling rocks as a staircase of sorts while dodging the falling ones as well. It took her about two to ten hours, but she eventually made it to the top platform at the highest point of the room. She looked for a lever to stop the boulders. Her heart was racing a mile a minute as she caught her breath and continued to search for an off lever while avoiding more falling boulders.

(If you want me to change some of my actions, let me know what suggestions you have and I will probably change this post some.)