Doomsday Device Yardsale-Open to New Comers

[Jello Shot Mischa]

"Wait, wait, WAIT!", said Melanie, giving Mischa a shove to the side, sending her straight into Elliot. The nerdy schoolgirl tried to catch the rubber maid, but misjudged her balance, and instead ended up dragging Mischa down to the floor with her! Melanie meanwhile leaves the maid bot design in place, but added new plans hidden beneath it to five the robot the skills of an assassin, but one that transforms instead of kills.

Mischa's lightweight body is easily shoved out of the way, and she stumbled into Elliot, tumbling down to the ground with her! At least she cushions Elliot's fall, although the schoolgirl ends up with her head resting upon those two big balloons on Mischa's chest...

[Harri-chan]

Predictably Elliot went bright at the position she ended up in, and she was so embarassed, she kept stumbling as she tried to get back up! "I'm s-so sorry!", she said, finally getting back to her feet. "I didn't hurt you, did I?", she asked as she fussed with her clothes, brushing them off and adjusting them.

"Good question, Josephine. Let's consider the aim of such an event. Are we here to make money? There's so many better ways to do that. This should be about giving something back to Muffinville. I want to see these villainous creations in the hands of as many irresponsible individuals as possible. Slash every price to a quarter of what you were charging before, and let everyone know that if they prove they've used something bought here today, they can claim a second item absolutely free!".

[Kether]

Predictably Elliot went bright at the position she ended up in, and she was so embarassed, she kept stumbling as she tried to get back up! "I'm s-so sorry!", she said, finally getting back to her feet. "I didn't hurt you, did I?", she asked as she fussed with her clothes, brushing them off and adjusting them.

"Good question, Josephine. Let's consider the aim of such an event. Are we here to make money? There's so many better ways to do that. This should be about giving something back to Muffinville. I want to see these villainous creations in the hands of as many irresponsible individuals as possible. Slash every price to a quarter of what you were charging before, and let everyone know that if they prove they've used something bought here today, they can claim a second item absolutely free!".

"Zhe three of you have been the only ones who showed up, though"

[Jello Shot Mischa]

Predictably Elliot went bright at the position she ended up in, and she was so embarassed, she kept stumbling as she tried to get back up! "I'm s-so sorry!", she said, finally getting back to her feet. "I didn't hurt you, did I?", she asked as she fussed with her clothes, brushing them off and adjusting them.

"Good question, Josephine. Let's consider the aim of such an event. Are we here to make money? There's so many better ways to do that. This should be about giving something back to Muffinville. I want to see these villainous creations in the hands of as many irresponsible individuals as possible. Slash every price to a quarter of what you were charging before, and let everyone know that if they prove they've used something bought here today, they can claim a second item absolutely free!".

Elliot's struggles to get to her feet are accompanied by the noisy squeaking sounds one might usually associate with an inflatable raft or chair... Once the young girl is standing again, though, Mischa gets to her feet as well. "Oh, eheh, no, I'm fine!" she says, even posing slightly to show off for Elliot. "I suppose it's one of the advantages to being like this... it does seem pretty resilient."

"Zhe three of you have been the only ones who showed up, though"

"Not to mention two of us have now ended up as maids..." Mischa points out, before glancing around. "Although this is an interesting place. I wonder if it's just not being promoted properly?"

[Harri-chan]

For the first time since becoming a schoolgirl, a smile spread across Elliot's face when Mischa posed to demonstrate that she was unharmed, and she even giggled. "Well, maybe things didn't turn out too badly for you after all".

Melanie glanced back and forth between Josephine and Mischa, before nodding her head, "Exactly. Josephine here tried to advertise the sale to other villains... but that's hardly a wide audience in this town. Mischa, you and Elliot perfectly display the weakness of the average Muffinville citizen... far too curious for their own good. It's the normal people we need to bring here, and they'll naturally cause a whole bunch of trouble for themselves and each other", she smiled.

[Kether]

For the first time since becoming a schoolgirl, a smile spread across Elliot's face when Mischa posed to demonstrate that she was unharmed, and she even giggled. "Well, maybe things didn't turn out too badly for you after all".

Melanie glanced back and forth between Josephine and Mischa, before nodding her head, "Exactly. Josephine here tried to advertise the sale to other villains... but that's hardly a wide audience in this town. Mischa, you and Elliot perfectly display the weakness of the average Muffinville citizen... far too curious for their own good. It's the normal people we need to bring here, and they'll naturally cause a whole bunch of trouble for themselves and each other", she smiled.

"Madam I waz assuming that the many would be heroes might show up based on it as well"

[Harri-chan]

"And how did that work out, Josephine?", she asked, and with a smirk she stepped around Mischa and Elliot, setting a hand on each of their shoulders. "Are these your would be heroes? A stuttering schoolgirl and an over-sized barbie doll?".

[Kether]

"And how did that work out, Josephine?", she asked, and with a smirk she stepped around Mischa and Elliot, setting a hand on each of their shoulders. "Are these your would be heroes? A stuttering schoolgirl and an over-sized barbie doll?".

"While zhat was not their intial forms, they were not would be heroez at zhe time, zo it was a failure. Unfortunately i've found events tend to not attract az many after intial offeringz zo what do you zuggest?"

[Jello Shot Mischa]

For the first time since becoming a schoolgirl, a smile spread across Elliot's face when Mischa posed to demonstrate that she was unharmed, and she even giggled. "Well, maybe things didn't turn out too badly for you after all".

Mischa smiles at Elliot, and glances down to look herself over again. "Mmm, perhaps not... I've always been curious what this sort of form would be like," she admits.

"And how did that work out, Josephine?", she asked, and with a smirk she stepped around Mischa and Elliot, setting a hand on each of their shoulders. "Are these your would be heroes? A stuttering schoolgirl and an over-sized barbie doll?".

"While zhat was not their intial forms, they were not would be heroez at zhe time, zo it was a failure. Unfortunately i've found events tend to not attract az many after intial offeringz zo what do you zuggest?"

"Well, the number of active heroes and villains has declined somewhat recently," Mischa points out. "It might have done better if aimed at the more average citizen, who can still cause enough mischief given the means..."

[Kether]

"If only zhere were zome zort of newzpaper or zomething"she says dryly.

[Harri-chan]

Elliot blushed brightly as Melanie pointed out the lack of heroism on display. Although, the magical shyness of her personality subdued the usual urge to be a hero she had when her normal self. The teenage witch's green eyes narrowed slightly at Mischa, "That was my point. Don't try and pretend you're the brains here, or you two will soon end up a very little girl and her doll".

She shook her head and looked back to the Robomaid, "What are you talking about, Josephine? If you know of a way to spread the word, then spit it out!".

[Kether]

Elliot blushed brightly as Melanie pointed out the lack of heroism on display. Although, the magical shyness of her personality subdued the usual urge to be a hero she had when her normal self. The teenage witch's green eyes narrowed slightly at Mischa, "That was my point. Don't try and pretend you're the brains here, or you two will soon end up a very little girl and her doll".

She shook her head and looked back to the Robomaid, "What are you talking about, Josephine? If you know of a way to spread the word, then spit it out!".

"MIscha on occasion haz been a reporter, the publication haz become lezz frequent, on the other hand do you think rebranding would be enough az I have found once an event haz started fewer people seem likely to join in"

[Ookalf]

*While they're all talking about this, Ookalf pokes into the area!* Did I hear something's going on here?

[Kether]

*While they're all talking about this, Ookalf pokes into the area!* Did I hear something's going on here?

*A wild Ookalf has appeared readies the poke.. no wait the robot maid turns to the new arrival*"Oui, sir the attempt to find good homes for a large number of devices of a mechanical or technomagical or fully essoterically scienced methodology that have been taking up space"

[Ookalf]

Oh, cool... What kind of things do you have here?