Doomsday Device Yardsale-Open to New Comers

[Harri-chan]

Melanie gave Josephine a grin as Oakalf appeared just as she was predicting a lack of new arrivals. "The maid is right for once. You see, we just don't have the time to be making good use of all these wonderful items, and instead of letting them gather dust... we thought we'd give them away to you, the good people of muffinville to enjoy! Josephine? Show him some of the items we have... ".

[Jello Shot Mischa]

Elliot blushed brightly as Melanie pointed out the lack of heroism on display. Although, the magical shyness of her personality subdued the usual urge to be a hero she had when her normal self. The teenage witch's green eyes narrowed slightly at Mischa, "That was my point. Don't try and pretend you're the brains here, or you two will soon end up a very little girl and her doll".

She shook her head and looked back to the Robomaid, "What are you talking about, Josephine? If you know of a way to spread the word, then spit it out!".

Mischa crosses her arms with a faint squeak. "Seeing as you seem to have found yourself a robot maid, I'm not sure what you could end up doing with me," she points out to Melanie.

"MIscha on occasion haz been a reporter, the publication haz become lezz frequent, on the other hand do you think rebranding would be enough az I have found once an event haz started fewer people seem likely to join in"

The maid lets out an embarassed chuckle. "Well, it's more fair to say that Utsuko is the reporter, and she hasn't been as active with her paper... she disappeared down in the Underworld with a few others a while ago."

[Kether]

Melanie gave Josephine a grin as Oakalf appeared just as she was predicting a lack of new arrivals. "The maid is right for once. You see, we just don't have the time to be making good use of all these wonderful items, and instead of letting them gather dust... we thought we'd give them away to you, the good people of muffinville to enjoy! Josephine? Show him some of the items we have... ".

"Oui Madam"

The Group is currently standing near a pod that says "robot processor" nearby one can find, odd vacuum that's marked "Rubber Girl Kit" a variety of large bombs with labels such as "maidpocalypse now" "Geishagedon" and "Schoolin"(More bomb types are theoretically available), a Universal Remote, a Raygun with a pixie stick attached to it, a weather creation device, a bazooka that seems to be filled with clothes, an Odd Rifle that seems to shoot windup keys, Universal character Sheets, and a large stack of books of various Volumes of Monster Manual, small cubes are labeled instant location(Such as mansion, hot springs, Pool etc) a number of odd ornate bottles, a large victorian style hunting gun, a swarm of small bouncing things contained in a forcefield with a tablet by the side*

[Ookalf]

Neat... *Ookalf picks up one of those "universal remote" things.* So, what's this one do?

[Kether]

Neat... *Ookalf picks up one of those "universal remote" things.* So, what's this one do?

"Works az a remote control on reality, if jou will just point it at elliot over there and press rewind briefly"

[Ookalf]

Um... Like this? *Ookalf points the remote at Elliot (probably at random, considering he doesn't actually recognize her) and taps the rewind button.*

[Kether]

Um... Like this? *Ookalf points the remote at Elliot (probably at random, considering he doesn't actually recognize her) and taps the rewind button.*

*Elliot loses afew years drifting back from the beginnings of higschool to a middle schooler*

[Harri-chan]

Elliot winced as she felt herself regressing even further back, but she was too shy to even protest at Oakalf, let alone shout at him. Melanie giggled and nodded her head, "That definitely suits you", she said to Oakalf. "Just think of all the fun you can have with it".

[Ookalf]

Yeah, this seems like it could be useful... Wonder what else it does? *Pointing the remote back at Elliot, Ookalf tries the "fast-forward" button this time.*

[Kether]

Yeah, this seems like it could be useful... Wonder what else it does? *Pointing the remote back at Elliot, Ookalf tries the "fast-forward" button this time.*

*she reages back up to her high school look"Ookalf can see other stuff like "Record" "paste" "Stop"

[Harri-chan]

Elliot lifted a hand, adjusting her glasses as within a few seconds, she'd returned back up to high school age. It was a rather disorientating feeling, and she spent the next few moments adjusting her school uniform, remaining a rather easy target for further testing.

[Ookalf]

Elliot lifted a hand, adjusting her glasses as within a few seconds, she'd returned back up to high school age. It was a rather disorientating feeling, and she spent the next few moments adjusting her school uniform, remaining a rather easy target for further testing.

Sorry about all this... *Still pointing the remote at Elliot, Ookalf hits "Record".*

[Kether]

Elliot lifted a hand, adjusting her glasses as within a few seconds, she'd returned back up to high school age. It was a rather disorientating feeling, and she spent the next few moments adjusting her school uniform, remaining a rather easy target for further testing.

Sorry about all this... *Still pointing the remote at Elliot, Ookalf hits "Record".*

Remote "Do you wish to save Template Y/N"

[Ookalf]

Uh... sure. *Ookalf hits "Yes".*

[Harri-chan]

Elliot noticed Oakalf was pointing the remote at her again, but this just seemed to bring out her shyness as she shuffled slightly, moving closer to Mischa. Melanie was watching with a keen interest to see what would happen, smiling slightly to herself.