Doomsday Device Yardsale-Open to New Comers

[Harri-chan]

Melanie clears her throat, "I told you to bring your device of choice to me... not to find a test target", came her voice in a calm tone.

[Ookalf]

Melanie clears her throat, "I told you to bring your device of choice to me... not to find a test target", came her voice in a calm tone.

OK, OK. Jeez... *Ookalf brings the bazooka and the squirt/raygun up to Melanie, figuring he may as well figure out what both of them are all about.*

[Harri-chan]

Melanie's smile returned, and she looked back and forth between the two weapons. "Pick... one... ", she murmured in a voice that was almost like a purr. "The one that you find the most... exciting".

[Ookalf]

*Ookalf starts to hand over the bazooka after a moment of consideration, but stops.* So... why did you want me to bring you this?

[Harri-chan]

Melanie starts to reach for it, but stops as Oakalf does, "You can tell a lot from a person by the choices they make. I wanted to learn a little more about you, that's all", she said with a casual shrug of her shoulders.

[Ookalf]

If you say so... *Ookalf shrugs and hands the thing over.* So, what's this one do, anyway?

[Harri-chan]

"A good question", she said as she took the bazooka from Oakalf, which required two of her hands to hold in place. "Let's find out", she smiled and twisted it around so it was facing him, and then at point blank range, she fired!

[Ookalf]

Wha-... *Boom! Before Ookalf has much time to react, he takes a... whatever right to the chest!*

[Kether]

Wha-... *Boom! Before Ookalf has much time to react, he takes a... whatever right to the chest!*

*a pink kimono flies right at him wrapping itself around him.. he shrinks inward as he takes feminine curves and his chest rises up slightly.. he pulls in becoming a she as her legs grow down and become shapely. the change works itsway up making her face cute, her eyes red her hair white and very very long.. leaving her like so. She finds she's taken on a bit of a mischevious drive along the way*

[Ookalf]

...Huh? What...? *Ookalf looks at her new clothes and general appearance, then give Melanie a somewhat angry look.* What the heck was that for!?

[Harri-chan]

"Come on, you didn't really think I was just going to let you get away with doing this to me, did you?", she laughed, and reached out to adjust the pink kimono on Oakalf, "This is a good look for you".

[Ookalf]

Hey, I said I was sorry! *Ookalf lets Melanie mess with her outfit for a moment, then suddenly smirks and raises the other gun she'd picked up before, blasting Melanie with it!*

[Marky]

the robot maid moves towards the new arrival, "Oui, sir attempting to find good homes for the many surplus devices"

Sam blinkblinks at the robot maid as she moves toward him. "Um...maybe. Just kinda, um, looking around a little?" He says, before watching the back-and-forth TFness of Melanie and Ookalf. "I think I'm gonna to stay riiight over here..."

[Kether]

Hey, I said I was sorry! *Ookalf lets Melanie mess with her outfit for a moment, then suddenly smirks and raises the other gun she'd picked up before, blasting Melanie with it!*

*Should she get hit Melanie finds herself a bouncy squeaky rubber pooltoy in the shape of a palm tree with a smiling face at the bottom*

the robot maid moves towards the new arrival, "Oui, sir attempting to find good homes for the many surplus devices"

Sam blinkblinks at the robot maid as she moves toward him. "Um...maybe. Just kinda, um, looking around a little?" He says, before watching the back-and-forth TFness of Melanie and Ookalf. "I think I'm gonna to stay riiight over here..."

"Oui sir it would be quite prudent to stand back from them... if you have any questions about anything you see though feel free to ask"


Sam can readily seear a pod that says "robot processor" nearby one can find, odd vacuum that's marked "Rubber Girl Kit" a variety of large bombs with labels such as "maidpocalypse now" "Geishagedon" and "Catastrophe"(More bomb types are theoretically available), , a Raygun with a pixie stick attached to it, a weather creation device, an Odd Rifle that seems to shoot windup keys, Universal character Sheets, and a large stack of books of various Volumes of Monster Manual, small cubes are labeled instant location(Such as mansion, hot springs, Pool etc) a number of odd ornate bottles, a large victorian style hunting gun, a swarm of small bouncing things contained in a forcefield with a tablet by the side*

[Marky]

"Oui sir it would be quite prudent to stand back from them... if you have any questions about anything you see though feel free to ask"


Sam can readily seear a pod that says "robot processor" nearby one can find, odd vacuum that's marked "Rubber Girl Kit" a variety of large bombs with labels such as "maidpocalypse now" "Geishagedon" and "Catastrophe"(More bomb types are theoretically available), , a Raygun with a pixie stick attached to it, a weather creation device, an Odd Rifle that seems to shoot windup keys, Universal character Sheets, and a large stack of books of various Volumes of Monster Manual, small cubes are labeled instant location(Such as mansion, hot springs, Pool etc) a number of odd ornate bottles, a large victorian style hunting gun, a swarm of small bouncing things contained in a forcefield with a tablet by the side*

Nodding a little bit to the robot maid, before taking a glance around, taking a glance at the Catastrophe bomb, then taking a close glance at one of the Universal Character Sheets, blinkblinking and pausing as he looks it over for a few moments, before pausing at the Raygun with a pixie stick attached to it, carefully picking it up and examining it, before looking over at the robot maid. "What exactly does this thing do?"