Doomsday Device Yardsale-Open to New Comers

[Kether]

"Oui sir it would be quite prudent to stand back from them... if you have any questions about anything you see though feel free to ask"


Sam can readily seear a pod that says "robot processor" nearby one can find, odd vacuum that's marked "Rubber Girl Kit" a variety of large bombs with labels such as "maidpocalypse now" "Geishagedon" and "Catastrophe"(More bomb types are theoretically available), , a Raygun with a pixie stick attached to it, a weather creation device, an Odd Rifle that seems to shoot windup keys, Universal character Sheets, and a large stack of books of various Volumes of Monster Manual, small cubes are labeled instant location(Such as mansion, hot springs, Pool etc) a number of odd ornate bottles, a large victorian style hunting gun, a swarm of small bouncing things contained in a forcefield with a tablet by the side*

Nodding a little bit to the robot maid, before taking a glance around, taking a glance at the Catastrophe bomb, then taking a close glance at one of the Universal Character Sheets, blinkblinking and pausing as he looks it over for a few moments, before pausing at the Raygun with a pixie stick attached to it, carefully picking it up and examining it, before looking over at the robot maid. "What exactly does this thing do?"

"Blasts people into toys"

[Whatevr89532]

A nine-tailed fox-woman with some kind of stringed instrument comes up along a nearby street, and immediately pauses at the sight of the unusual sale. "What in blue blazes..?" She speaks with a slow drawl of an accent that hardly matches her appearance.

[Marky]

"Blasts people into toys"

Sam blinkblinks and carefully sets the ray gun down. "Toys? Jeez. Just what can't people be turned into around here?" He says, before looking over at the newcomer, staring for a moment, before quickly shaking his head and blushing a bit, quickly looking back over at all of the objects, before spotting the swarm of small bouncing things contained in a forcefield, glancing at the tablet with a puzzled look on his face. "What the heck is this?"

[Kether]

A nine-tailed fox-woman with some kind of stringed instrument comes up along a nearby street, and immediately pauses at the sight of the unusual sale. "What in blue blazes..?" She speaks with a slow drawl of an accent that hardly matches her appearance.

"It is a yardsale, madam"

"Blasts people into toys"

Sam blinkblinks and carefully sets the ray gun down. "Toys? Jeez. Just what can't people be turned into around here?" He says, before looking over at the newcomer, staring for a moment, before quickly shaking his head and blushing a bit, quickly looking back over at all of the objects, before spotting the swarm of small bouncing things contained in a forcefield, glancing at the tablet with a puzzled look on his face. "What the heck is this?"

"Programable rubberite swarm"

[Whatevr89532]

The strange woman takes another, long look at the wares. "Uh..so it's legal 'round here to sell live bombs 'n guns? Or are these, like, gag guns that don't kill folks?"

[Marky]

"Programable rubberite swarm"

Sam blinkblinks at the maid. "Programmable rubberite swarm? What the heck is rubberite?"

[Kether]

The strange woman takes another, long look at the wares. "Uh..so it's legal 'round here to sell live bombs 'n guns? Or are these, like, gag guns that don't kill folks?"

"They are legal"

"Programable rubberite swarm"

Sam blinkblinks at the maid. "Programmable rubberite swarm? What the heck is rubberite?"

"like nanites made of rubber"

[Marky]

"like nanites made of rubber"

"Nanites...made of rubber? Uh...what are they supposed to do, exactly?" Sam asks, blinkblinking a little bit in confusion.

[Harri-chan]

As Melanie was transformed into the pool toy, the Universal remote clattered to the floor. Elliot came over, and bent down to pick up. Biting her lip, she offered it to Oakalf, "I th-think this is yours... ", she said, blushing just from talking to the boy.

[Kether]

"like nanites made of rubber"

"Nanites...made of rubber? Uh...what are they supposed to do, exactly?" Sam asks, blinkblinking a little bit in confusion.

"whatever they are programed to do"

As Melanie was transformed into the pool time, the Universal remote clattered to the floor. Elliot came over, and bent down to pick up. Biting her lip, she offered it to Oakalf, "I th-think this is yours... ", she said, blushing just from talking to the boy.

She moves over to the pool toy snickering slightly, "is there anything you need Madam?"

[Harri-chan]

The pool toy just stood there in silence, like you'd expect. Elliot came up alongside Josephine, seeming nervous. "We should probably use something else on her... even if we accidentally turn her into something she doesn't like, she could use her magic to fix herself. I don't think she can cast any spells like that though...".

[Kether]

The pool toy just stood there in silence, like you'd expect. Elliot came up alongside Josephine, seeming nervous. "We should probably use something else on her... even if we accidentally turn her into something she doesn't like, she could use her magic to fix herself. I don't think she can cast any spells like that though...".

"She should be able to currently, along with talking, movement...."

[Marky]

"whatever they are programed to do"

Sam blinks and stares at the maid. "You're a lot of help." He says, before rolling his eyes and sighing.

[Jello Shot Mischa]

(( Hmm, actually, despite not having much time to post from work today, I don't want to end up left out of things, so I'll try and stay active... XD ))

Mischa (still stuck in the form of an inflatable maid), pokes at the Melanie-tree curiously. "Perhaps she doesn't know she can move or speak? I mean, most people when they get transformed try to do so reflexively, but being an inflatable toy can make it tricky..." She glances at Elliot. "Perhaps she won't be so mad if she can still move and speak?"

Her gaze shifts to Josephine. "Then again, you do have some rather unusual things here... it wouldn't be too surprising if something malfunctioned..." she admits, thinking back to how Kether managed to get herself (himself? itself?) dollified.

[Ookalf]

As Melanie was transformed into the pool toy, the Universal remote clattered to the floor. Elliot came over, and bent down to pick up. Biting her lip, she offered it to Oakalf, "I th-think this is yours... ", she said, blushing just from talking to the boy.

Thank you. *Ookalf takes her remote from Elliot.*

Mischa (still stuck in the form of an inflatable maid), pokes at the Melanie-tree curiously. "Perhaps she doesn't know she can move or speak? I mean, most people when they get transformed try to do so reflexively, but being an inflatable toy can make it tricky..." She glances at Elliot. "Perhaps she won't be so mad if she can still move and speak?"

Her gaze shifts to Josephine. "Then again, you do have some rather unusual things here... it wouldn't be too surprising if something malfunctioned..." she admits, thinking back to how Kether managed to get herself (himself? itself?) dollified.

So, it sounds to me like we should do something with her before she figures out how to do all that...