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Re: Doomsday Device Yardsale-Open to New Comers

Postby Whatevr89532 » Wed May 02, 2012 2:02 pm

Jamie puts her hands in fists against her hips. "Look, I've already nearly died once today and I don't particularly care to hurt that bad again anytime soon. And I think you underestimate my creativity when you assume that I'll lose my powers over granting such a simple wish as this. Also, being stuck in a lamp sucks." She holds up her right hand and snaps her fingers, and the puff of purple smoke turns into a title deed stating that the robot maid is the sole property and whatnot of Sam, with every imaginable necessary seal and signature, and with a wave of her hand the title is shoved into Sam's hands. No change whatsoever comes to the robot maid herself as a result. "There, compromise. Everybody happy? No? Well please don't try again."
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Re: Doomsday Device Yardsale-Open to New Comers

Postby Kether » Wed May 02, 2012 2:11 pm

Whatevr89532 wrote:Jamie puts her hands in fists against her hips. "Look, I've already died once today and I don't particularly care to hurt that bad again anytime soon. And I think you underestimate my creativity when you assume that I'll lose my powers over granting such a simple wish as this. Also, being stuck in a lamp sucks." She holds up her right hand and snaps her fingers, and the puff of purple smoke turns into a title deed stating that the robot maid is the sole property and whatnot of Sam, with every imaginable necessary seal and signature, and with a wave of her hand the title is shoved into Sam's hands. No change whatsoever comes to the robot maid herself as a result. "There, compromise. Everybody happy? No? Well please don't try again."


"no no no, the wish wouldn't do it.. but..*she quickly draws a raygun and blasts at the genie*"this would"
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Re: Doomsday Device Yardsale-Open to New Comers

Postby Whatevr89532 » Wed May 02, 2012 2:17 pm

Predictably the genie teleports out of the way of the attack, leaving behind a magic mirror positioned so that it definitely would not reflect toward Jamie from any conceivable angle of shot. "Hey, what's your problem? I already bent the rules for you so I don't have to change your programming!"
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Re: Doomsday Device Yardsale-Open to New Comers

Postby Kether » Wed May 02, 2012 2:19 pm

Whatevr89532 wrote:Predictably the genie teleports out of the way of the attack, leaving behind a magic mirror positioned so that it definitely would not reflect toward Jamie from any conceivable angle of shot. "Hey, what's your problem? I already bent the rules for you so I don't have to change your programming!"


*Smirks as the beam blasts in Sam's general direction*
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Re: Doomsday Device Yardsale-Open to New Comers

Postby Marky » Wed May 02, 2012 2:38 pm

Harri-chan wrote:Melanie turned beside Sam, and watched as the Genie and the Robomaid battled. She felt rather jealous of the way Jamie was throwing around magic with such confidence, her shoulders slumping a little. "Ha... looks like you're going to lose your genie", she said with a grin of her own as Josephine managed to avoid becoming a victim of the wish somehow.


Sam grumbles a little bit as she looks over at Melanie. "We'll see!" She yells at Melanie as she watches Jamie and Josephine continue to dodge each other and such, frowning.

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Whatevr89532 wrote:Jamie puts her hands in fists against her hips. "Look, I've already died once today and I don't particularly care to hurt that bad again anytime soon. And I think you underestimate my creativity when you assume that I'll lose my powers over granting such a simple wish as this. Also, being stuck in a lamp sucks." She holds up her right hand and snaps her fingers, and the puff of purple smoke turns into a title deed stating that the robot maid is the sole property and whatnot of Sam, with every imaginable necessary seal and signature, and with a wave of her hand the title is shoved into Sam's hands. No change whatsoever comes to the robot maid herself as a result. "There, compromise. Everybody happy? No? Well please don't try again."


"no no no, the wish wouldn't do it.. but..*she quickly draws a raygun and blasts at the genie*"this would"


Blinkblinking a little, Sam stares at the title that was unceremoniously shoved into her hand, staring at a little. "I got a title to a crazy maid...I don't know if this is a good thing or not..." She says, frowning, a worried look on her face.

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Whatevr89532 wrote:Predictably the genie teleports out of the way of the attack, leaving behind a magic mirror positioned so that it definitely would not reflect toward Jamie from any conceivable angle of shot. "Hey, what's your problem? I already bent the rules for you so I don't have to change your programming!"


*Smirks as the beam blasts in Sam's general direction*


Quickly turning her attention back to the 'battle' going on between Jamie and Jacqueline, Sam eeps as she spots the beam heads in her general direction, quickly doing her best to dive out of the way!
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Re: Doomsday Device Yardsale-Open to New Comers

Postby Kether » Wed May 02, 2012 2:43 pm

Marky wrote:
Harri-chan wrote:Melanie turned beside Sam, and watched as the Genie and the Robomaid battled. She felt rather jealous of the way Jamie was throwing around magic with such confidence, her shoulders slumping a little. "Ha... looks like you're going to lose your genie", she said with a grin of her own as Josephine managed to avoid becoming a victim of the wish somehow.


Sam grumbles a little bit as she looks over at Melanie. "We'll see!" She yells at Melanie as she watches Jamie and Josephine continue to dodge each other and such, frowning.

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Whatevr89532 wrote:Jamie puts her hands in fists against her hips. "Look, I've already died once today and I don't particularly care to hurt that bad again anytime soon. And I think you underestimate my creativity when you assume that I'll lose my powers over granting such a simple wish as this. Also, being stuck in a lamp sucks." She holds up her right hand and snaps her fingers, and the puff of purple smoke turns into a title deed stating that the robot maid is the sole property and whatnot of Sam, with every imaginable necessary seal and signature, and with a wave of her hand the title is shoved into Sam's hands. No change whatsoever comes to the robot maid herself as a result. "There, compromise. Everybody happy? No? Well please don't try again."


"no no no, the wish wouldn't do it.. but..*she quickly draws a raygun and blasts at the genie*"this would"


Blinkblinking a little, Sam stares at the title that was unceremoniously shoved into her hand, staring at a little. "I got a title to a crazy maid...I don't know if this is a good thing or not..." She says, frowning, a worried look on her face.

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Whatevr89532 wrote:Predictably the genie teleports out of the way of the attack, leaving behind a magic mirror positioned so that it definitely would not reflect toward Jamie from any conceivable angle of shot. "Hey, what's your problem? I already bent the rules for you so I don't have to change your programming!"


*Smirks as the beam blasts in Sam's general direction*


Quickly turning her attention back to the 'battle' going on between Jamie and Jacqueline, Sam eeps as she spots the beam heads in her general direction, quickly doing her best to dive out of the way!



The beam is much faster than her poor fleshy body could dodge, its light after all!*
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WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
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Re: Doomsday Device Yardsale-Open to New Comers

Postby Marky » Wed May 02, 2012 2:49 pm

Kether wrote:The beam is much faster than her poor fleshy body could dodge, its light after all!*


Due to not having the time to think of a wish to possibly dodge this, Sam is most likely hit by the beam, then!
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Re: Doomsday Device Yardsale-Open to New Comers

Postby Kether » Wed May 02, 2012 2:52 pm

Marky wrote:
Kether wrote:The beam is much faster than her poor fleshy body could dodge, its light after all!*


Due to not having the time to think of a wish to possibly dodge this, Sam is most likely hit by the beam, then!



*Sam quickly regains all the age she lost regaining the curves of womanhood, her hair darkens cat ears grow on her head, a tail grows from her rear and her clothing reshapes into a maid uniform, the deed title seeming to have disappeared in the transformation, leaving behind an alien catgirl maid
"I'M MALFEAS I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!"
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Re: Doomsday Device Yardsale-Open to New Comers

Postby Whatevr89532 » Wed May 02, 2012 2:58 pm

Jamie just stands by and watches; after all, Sam never wished to be protected or anything. She does keep an eye on the robo-maid in case of any more shots getting fired, though.
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Re: Doomsday Device Yardsale-Open to New Comers

Postby Harri-chan » Wed May 02, 2012 3:02 pm

Melanie watched in horror as the transformation she'd given to Sam was undone, and while the girl failed to regain her manhood, she suddenly sprouted upwards, gaining feminine curves that she likely didn't want, curves that caused a flash of jealousy to spread over the young Kitsune's face.

Her hands were balled into tight little fists now, held against her chest. She was breathing heavily, muttering under her breath before suddenly yelling out and unfurling her fingers in an attempt to cast at the new cat girl maid, "No!".
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Re: Doomsday Device Yardsale-Open to New Comers

Postby Kether » Wed May 02, 2012 3:05 pm

Harri-chan wrote:Melanie watched in horror as the transformation she'd given to Sam was undone, and while the girl failed to regain her manhood, she suddenly sprouted upwards, gaining feminine curves that she likely didn't want, curves that caused a flash of jealousy to spread over the young Kitsune's face.

Her hands were balled into tight little fists now, held against her chest. She was breathing heavily, muttering under her breath before suddenly yelling out and unfurling her fingers in an attempt to cast at the new cat girl maid, "No!".


"Jou don't desire another employee? Well I am sure someone else will contract her"
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Re: Doomsday Device Yardsale-Open to New Comers

Postby Marky » Wed May 02, 2012 3:34 pm

Kether wrote:*Sam quickly regains all the age she lost regaining the curves of womanhood, her hair darkens cat ears grow on her head, a tail grows from her rear and her clothing reshapes into a maid uniform, the deed title seeming to have disappeared in the transformation, leaving behind an alien catgirl maid


Blinking, Sam looks herself over, blushing a good bit as she looks down at herself. "Well...at least I'm older...I guess." She says, before glaring over at Jacqueline.

Whatevr89532 wrote:Jamie just stands by and watches; after all, Sam never wished to be protected or anything. She does keep an eye on the robo-maid in case of any more shots getting fired, though.


Blushes and grumbles under her breath as she slowly motions Jamie over.

Harri-chan wrote:Melanie watched in horror as the transformation she'd given to Sam was undone, and while the girl failed to regain her manhood, she suddenly sprouted upwards, gaining feminine curves that she likely didn't want, curves that caused a flash of jealousy to spread over the young Kitsune's face.

Her hands were balled into tight little fists now, held against her chest. She was breathing heavily, muttering under her breath before suddenly yelling out and unfurling her fingers in an attempt to cast at the new cat girl maid, "No!".


Blinking and frowning over at Melanie, Sam just rolls her eyes a little. "And what are you whining about now?"

Kether wrote:"Jou don't desire another employee? Well I am sure someone else will contract her"


"Not if I have anything to say about it!!" Sam yells at Jacqueline.
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Re: Doomsday Device Yardsale-Open to New Comers

Postby Kether » Wed May 02, 2012 3:37 pm

Marky wrote:
Kether wrote:*Sam quickly regains all the age she lost regaining the curves of womanhood, her hair darkens cat ears grow on her head, a tail grows from her rear and her clothing reshapes into a maid uniform, the deed title seeming to have disappeared in the transformation, leaving behind an alien catgirl maid


Blinking, Sam looks herself over, blushing a good bit as she looks down at herself. "Well...at least I'm older...I guess." She says, before glaring over at Jacqueline.

Whatevr89532 wrote:Jamie just stands by and watches; after all, Sam never wished to be protected or anything. She does keep an eye on the robo-maid in case of any more shots getting fired, though.


Blushes and grumbles under her breath as she slowly motions Jamie over.

Harri-chan wrote:Melanie watched in horror as the transformation she'd given to Sam was undone, and while the girl failed to regain her manhood, she suddenly sprouted upwards, gaining feminine curves that she likely didn't want, curves that caused a flash of jealousy to spread over the young Kitsune's face.

Her hands were balled into tight little fists now, held against her chest. She was breathing heavily, muttering under her breath before suddenly yelling out and unfurling her fingers in an attempt to cast at the new cat girl maid, "No!".


Blinking and frowning over at Melanie, Sam just rolls her eyes a little. "And what are you whining about now?"

Kether wrote:"Jou don't desire another employee? Well I am sure someone else will contract her"


"Not if I have anything to say about it!!" Sam yells at Jacqueline.



*Sam is finding the idea of working for someone.. definately one that's harder to resist.... couldn't the Genie use someone to clean?*
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Re: Doomsday Device Yardsale-Open to New Comers

Postby Whatevr89532 » Wed May 02, 2012 3:45 pm

Jamie walks over toward Sam. "Hey, I'm not sure how the contracting thing works but wouldn't it be great if we could serve each other? I mean, I could grant your wishes and you could just do a few small chores for me every now and then. You certainly don't seem to like the idea of working for the little fox-girl there, am I right?"
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Re: Doomsday Device Yardsale-Open to New Comers

Postby Ookalf » Wed May 02, 2012 3:53 pm

Harri-chan wrote:Melanie watched in horror as the transformation she'd given to Sam was undone, and while the girl failed to regain her manhood, she suddenly sprouted upwards, gaining feminine curves that she likely didn't want, curves that caused a flash of jealousy to spread over the young Kitsune's face.

Her hands were balled into tight little fists now, held against her chest. She was breathing heavily, muttering under her breath before suddenly yelling out and unfurling her fingers in an attempt to cast at the new cat girl maid, "No!".

Hey, hey, remember what I said? Chill. *Ophelia gives Melanie's shoulder a firm squeeze.*
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