by Kether » Fri May 04, 2012 2:56 pm
It can be a difficult task transforming those who have little love for their form. The human body is such a boring thing and when on top of that one is paricularly unhappy with its size and health why almost anything would be a welcome escape. Add to that someone who's a fan of ponies why its almost too much for a trickster entity to take.
However being a wise.. well being a cunning and not hot dog bun consuming personification(Ponysonification? Dragonification?) of the state of chaos, Discord stretched out his senses, "Ooh that.. and that.. and oh yes that, this will do quite nicely"
Sunlight, the bane of slackers everywhere, struck the creature in the eye, it turns instinctually away from it to cover its face, the sun would soon gain allies against the sleeping creature as shrieks spout out around it, it reacts without thinking reaching up to rub and eye with a hoof. A rather painful mistake.
"OW"the creature shrieks in a melodious and feminine tone.. that's rather clue number three for her predicament.
She jumps to her feet or at least how her new body has positioned itself so hooves directly on the ground, she quickly looks up first and sees the bottom weave of a coolie hat, she then looks down quickly to see a cloak covering most of her new form but what she can see clearly includes a clear set of scales going down her chest and a large tuft of fur around her hooves, not exactly promising signs to figuring out what she is.
Oh right the yelling she thinks to herself and looks up finding a trio of fillies hiding behind a tree occasionally sneaking peaks out at her.
"And what seems to disturb the young fillies?"She says out loud, then pauses thinking to herself that sounds like an accent? Oh gods if I am speaking in rhyme I am going to go on a killing spree, no.. that wasn't rhyming still it was oddly formal.
One of them, a pink unicorn who was just short of her cutie mark spoke up quickly, "what sort of pony.. or not pony are you?"
"Mei Xing is not sure..."she begins then pauses to think Wait. I can't use pronouns? No pronouns! Urge to kill rising. No wait.. accent, Chinese Name. Idea forming
"Mei Xing does hate to-"she begins before being cut off.
"Who's Maesing? Or are ya trying to say amazing?" interjects a brown filly it seems any sense of fear having given way to curiosity.
"Mei. Xing. Is Mei Xing's name,"she says slightly exasperated,"now if the young fillies could tell Mei Xing where a Mirror or still pool might be?"
The third filly, a white pegsus with a green mane speaks up, "There's a fountain not too far from here"
"IF the young Fillies would lead then?"
They nod and start to lead Mei through the area which seems to become more and more familiar as she walks This does LOOK like town but ponified, on the other hoof why are these fillies unknown? Actually strike that, not having much random interaction with small children would do that.
With that they lead her to a fountain with a statue of to her an unknown Alicorn, before she has much time to think about that though she gets a good look at herself at last a pair of deer like horns stick up through her hat, a ponyesque face, black fur covering most, her chest clearly a lighter purple in scales but with a darker purple fur around her hooves, she brings her tail around to get a good inspection, noticing similar scales on top and a similar tuft of fur at the end.. the whole thing seeming much longer than the average pony's.
With that she takes stock of the situation
So, the whole of the dream seems true. I know this fountain, well maybe not its likeness but everything around it seems similar. So I guess he was telling the truth in part about transfering the town. There's a special sort of cruelty about being made the foreigner in a land about love and tolerance. I swear if I have a unibomber style shack outside of town someone's getting it
Focus. So for my weeaboo ways he decides to make me into a Kirin, qilin is probably better with the chinese sounding name. Focus. Does that mean no one knows me? Or is it just people I don't interact with.
"Um Miss"says the brown Earth filly, "are you ok? You just started staring for a couple of minutes there.."
"Sorry, Mei Xing is.. somewhat groggy still"
"I'M MALFEAS I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!"