by muffinstud » Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:32 pm
Will quickly slips a white shirt on, but doesn't button it up. He opens the door, ignorant of the puffy bumps on his chest poking out.
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It takes a little longer than usual, what with the thoughts bearing down on his mind, but Steve finally drifts off to sleep. He finds himself falling uncontrollably down a hole in the ground, with laughing accountants, bottles of shampoo, and steaming rocks flying by him. It seems he's about to splat onto a very hard looking floor, when he suddenly slows down. Looking about him, he finds he's wearing a blue dress with a white apron. The dress caught the air and lets him land safely on the ground.
He can't shake off the feeling of being lost, of needing to be somewhere. There is nothing in the room, save for a door and a table. On the table is a silver bikini, with the tag "Wear me" hanging off of it. With no other options, Steve strips down and puts on the bikini. It feels good, natural. Looking at himself, Steve is a beautiful woman with purple hair, a great figure, and beautiful, large eyes. She feels fantastic, free. It's like she'd been in a cage, and only just now had been let out. Steve grins and walks to the door. It opens for her.
Steve finds herself on a beach. She walks along, soaking in the sun with her perfect skin, swaying and jiggling in just the right ways. She beams, happy, content. She walks forward, knowing that she still needs to be somewhere. All around her, other women run back and forth, complaining about their hair, or their skin. Others sit in circles, telling tales of woe about their love lives. Steve looks at them and smiles. She's above it all, has everything she needs. She is her own paradise as she approaches her destination. Her content smile turns into a smirk as she sits down on a handsome man's lap and begins to undo her top...
Right as Steve wakes up.
"Well, you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river, when you're living...in a van down by the river!" --Matt Foley, motivational speaker