"Yes, that is my name, but I also like Elizabeth, and in YOUR case, you can call me BOSS, MISS,"...well, *mistress* could be a little too much, even if it sounds strangely delightful!
"...and we keep talking about spells because Penny is a WITCH!"
I smile darkly at our sissy maid, and push her to sofa.
"A re-born witch with powers beyond your imagination!"
Okay...I do what I shouldn't... slide a hand in my Penny's purse and pick out her wand. Granted, she doesn't call it wand, she has some other name for it, but hey! I am just a Buddhist! I am not supposed to know about this stuff!
"One movement of this, and you..."
I make it to spiral on the air, and solemnly say...something! Then I point the wand to his crotch. Of course it is not supposed to happen anything, but... but a green ray escapes the wand, which , I must say it feels so familiar to me!
WHAM! Like a thunder it hits him!
"OH F**CK! IT WORKS!"