Circe's Shop of Magical Wonders

[AmbushCat]

*...and finds Elk's face pressed against the window's exterior side.*

Elk: HIIIIIII~!

[Jello Shot Mischa]

Mischa finally makes her (somewhat bouncy) way to the front! She spots Circe taking down the sign, as well as Elk through the window, and waves to him. "Hello~ Oh, is it time to start setting up for Halloween, Circe?"

[Circe]

*...and finds Elk's face pressed against the window's exterior side.*

Elk: HIIIIIII~!

...Hello, Elk.

Mischa finally makes her (somewhat bouncy) way to the front! She spots Circe taking down the sign, as well as Elk through the window, and waves to him. "Hello~ Oh, is it time to start setting up for Halloween, Circe?"

*Circe turns away from the window as Mischa comes up.* Yeah, just about... How about you? You starting to get comfortable with the bunny look?

[AmbushCat]

Mischa finally makes her (somewhat bouncy) way to the front! She spots Circe taking down the sign, as well as Elk through the window, and waves to him. "Hello~ Oh, is it time to start setting up for Halloween, Circe?"

Elk: *waves back* Hello, rabbit! It's Elmer Season! *pulls himself off the window*

...Hello, Elk.

Elk: *nods* Hello, Deer! *pauses, walks into the shop, then smacks himself on the forehead* Doe!

[Circe]

Elk: *nods* Hello, Deer! *pauses, walks into the shop, then smacks himself on the forehead* Doe!

Is something wrong there?

[AmbushCat]

Elk: *with his usual carefree smile* Jokes wait a long time for the right kind of humor, no?

[Circe]

...Sure, why not. Now, can I help you with something?

[AmbushCat]

Elk: Okie-dokies. *eyes flick from side to side; pretends to be mysterious* New teacher for our fourth-grade class. Speaks like she's Stephen Hawking and we're quarks. Tank runs on fumes, savvy? One costume writes a reality check.

[Circe]

So... You need a costume for your teacher? What did you have in mind?

[AmbushCat]

Elk: Something that'll entertain the class and sprout tomatoes on the teacher's face, yet something that won't inflict the wrath of an amber grizzly on those that get in its way.

[Circe]

So, that would be something embarrassing, yet not indecent, yes? ...How about a school uniform, then? Seems like that would be an ideal way to humiliate a teacher.

[AmbushCat]

Elk: *nods in confirmation, raising both arms over his head* Touchdown, Muffinville!

[Circe]

All right. I take it you'll want a recommendation, so... *Circe walks away for a moment, then comes back with a schoolgirl costume.* How's this look?

[AmbushCat]

Elk: *whips out his wallet dramatically* CHARRRGE?

[Circe]

The price on this costume would be $25, or the equivalent in whatever currency you prefer.