by Blaze » Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:52 pm
The sailor quirks his eyebrow at Mal, his defences already up! "Well, there's a song about Rudi. Here, I'll sing it..."
He takes out a small accordion, gives it a squeeze and starts singing!
Listen well you lubbers
To a tale of tears and woe
The tale of Red Rudi
And her timeless foe
Rudi served as Captain
On the vessel Gallows Humor
A pirate of some renown
The vessel was a schooner
Rudi would zip in on the Humor
And open fire with all guns
The other ship caught off guard
THe pirates would battle like Huns!
Now Rudi had a rival
A navy man through and through
His name was Davidson Jerry
Always munching on tobacco chew
Rudi and Jerry clashed many times.
On land, on ship, wherever they met.
One day, Jerry was losing
Until he cut that fateful net.
The net was full of checherries
All of which fell on Rudi
The juices splattered, doing their work.
Oh, you can bet Rudi was moody!
Now a child, Rudi was Red
Her mate attempted a coup, acting all scary.
Until Rudi gutted him
And yelled 'We're gonna get that Jerry!'
Red Rudi continued her ways
Pillaging, looting, sacking, breaking
She was hellbent on revenge
Though, often it was sweets she was taking.
Rudi didn't like keeping loot on her ship
She would store it someplace
One day, she was returning from that place
Someone had slipped her more checherries to taste.
Red Rudi was more red, all sweetness and light
The crew went to claim all that loot
But Davidson Jerry struck again
Rendering the whole point moot!
The battle was a massacre
The pirates killed to a lad
Jerry looked for Rudi
Only to find her trembling like mad!
She had forgotten the location of the loot
Jerry took her in, the pirate Rudi was not in.
They sailed back to port
The location of the treasure forgotten
And that's the story of Red Rudi
Who became Lady Rudi in time.
Her treasure is still out there
You wanna find it, get in line!