Circe's Shop of Magical Wonders

[Jello Shot Mischa]

"...isn't jello an artificial human food?"

"Umm... well, yes..." Mischa admits, squirming a bit in embarassment... which makes her body wobble as only Jello does.

[all_knowing_frog]

Now fully paying attention to Mishca's anatomy, he stares in fascination as her body jiggles and bounces, "This... this is morbidly fascinating..." he then attempts to cause more jiggling by prodding her body, namely her breasts as those things are the most obviously bouncy.

[Ryan5011]

Arisu soon heads to another section of the shop after seeing what the boy is doing to Mischa, not wanting to see any more.

[AmbushCat]

Cynth: I think Arisu had the right idea... I'm gonna catch me some more shut-eye.

*The mouse crawls back inside her bedding and closes her eyes.*

[Circe]

Now fully paying attention to Mishca's anatomy, he stares in fascination as her body jiggles and bounces, "This... this is morbidly fascinating..." he then attempts to cause more jiggling by prodding her body, namely her breasts as those things are the most obviously bouncy.

...Sir? I'm going to have to ask you not to sexually harass the other customers...

[all_knowing_frog]

"Sexually... harass?" pulls finger back from the prod. He closes his eyes, appearing to be thinking. "...I'm not attempting to mate with her so that's not what they mean... so it's about her gender? Enlarged mammary glands are associated with human females... hmm... I'm forgetting something again." pulls out a notebook labeled "Interactions with Humans"

starts flipping through it, "Let's see here... mature females... dos and don'ts... and physical contact!" reads something then nods in understanding, "I apologize for causing the Jello Woman physical and, I believe, emotional discomfort. I was merely interested in your bodily make up and did not intend the usual connotations associated with touching a woman's breasts. While your skin texture does seem to be amazing, the color is not to my personal tastes. There is also the fact you stand upright have forarms that are far too long, and you hind legs, while nicely shaped, do not lend themselves to leaping very far. I also do not believe you would understand my... pickup lines, I guess?" shugs

[AmbushCat]

*The front door gets kicked open at this point, and Thaddea walks on in. The pint-sized bounty hunter pays no mind to either Mischa or the frog boy, but instead vanishes into the aisles.*

[Jello Shot Mischa]

Now fully paying attention to Mishca's anatomy, he stares in fascination as her body jiggles and bounces, "This... this is morbidly fascinating..." he then attempts to cause more jiggling by prodding her body, namely her breasts as those things are the most obviously bouncy.

"Eep?" Mischa blinks, and blushes a little, her skin turning a darker shade of blue!

"Sexually... harass?" pulls finger back from the prod. He closes his eyes, appearing to be thinking. "...I'm not attempting to mate with her so that's not what they mean... so it's about her gender? Enlarged mammary glands are associated with human females... hmm... I'm forgetting something again." pulls out a notebook labeled "Interactions with Humans"

starts flipping through it, "Let's see here... mature females... dos and don'ts... and physical contact!" reads something then nods in understanding, "I apologize for causing the Jello Woman physical and, I believe, emotional discomfort. I was merely interested in your bodily make up and did not intend the usual connotations associated with touching a woman's breasts. While your skin texture does seem to be amazing, the color is not to my personal tastes. There is also the fact you stand upright have forarms that are far too long, and you hind legs, while nicely shaped, do not lend themselves to leaping very far. I also do not believe you would understand my... pickup lines, I guess?" shugs

Mischa pats the frog boy on the shoulder! "It's okay... I'm not really that upset..." she admits. She giggles a bit. "I suppose you'd prefer lime green?"

[all_knowing_frog]

"Well, ideally she'd be a red eyed." blushes slightly.He holds out a picture

[Ryan5011]

Arisu eyes Thaddea. ~Why did they kick the door in?~ Arisu thought to herself, but would rather not want the answer to that.

[Circe]

Well, I'm glad we got that settled. *Circe does seem to be terribly fazed by Thaddea barging in, just giving her a curt nod.*

[AmbushCat]

*Thaddea walks back up to the counter, carrying an enchanted lizard-skin armor, a maid's cap, a pair of diamond earrings and another pair of short swords. She flips into the air and drops a thick wad of cash on the counter.*

*blandly* Gonna borrow.

*With that said she walks off, kicks the door again and leaps out into the street. The kicked door rebounds with enough force to close behind her.*

[Jello Shot Mischa]

"Well, ideally she'd be a red eyed." blushes slightly.He holds out a picture

Mischa smiles! "Awww, that is a rather cute picture! Although I'm not sure if I'd go for the 'red-eyed with green skin' look myself..."

[Circe]

*Thaddea walks back up to the counter, carrying an enchanted lizard-skin armor, a maid's cap, a pair of diamond earrings and another pair of short swords. She flips into the air and drops a thick wad of cash on the counter.*

*blandly* Gonna borrow.

*With that said she walks off, kicks the door again and leaps out into the street. The kicked door rebounds with enough force to close behind her.*

*Circe collects the money and sorts it away.* Any time, Thaddea...

[AmbushCat]

*If one is able to look out the window a minute later, they'd see a forty-foot ogre run for its life from a lizardwoman maid in warrior princess regalia.*