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Re: Weapons of Mass Transformation

Postby Ookalf » Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:18 pm

all_knowing_frog wrote:The frog-turned-maid quickly manages to get off Yuriko and attempts to flee! Only fall onto the fall all over another box! "AACK! Why?!" she's in tears by this point.

You jumped on an explosive... *Yuriko sits up and looks over to Kether.*

Kether wrote:"try using your seniority on her"

You want me to use my what?
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Re: Weapons of Mass Transformation

Postby Kether » Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:22 pm

Try bossing her around?"
"I'M MALFEAS I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!"
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Re: Weapons of Mass Transformation

Postby all_knowing_frog » Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:32 pm

While on the ground, kicking the box she fell over away, she grabs her chest, "What are they?! What are these things?!" she's obviously not the brightest bulb around.
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Re: Weapons of Mass Transformation

Postby Ookalf » Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:29 pm

Kether wrote:Try bossing her around?"

Ah. Don't think I'd need to now... *Yuriko looks back to the ex-frog.*

all_knowing_frog wrote:While on the ground, kicking the box she fell over away, she grabs her chest, "What are they?! What are these things?!" she's obviously not the brightest bulb around.

They're called breasts. Women have them.
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Re: Weapons of Mass Transformation

Postby all_knowing_frog » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:48 am

"...what's a women? Is it food?" In true frog form, her first priority is to determine if the unknown thing is food, even if her brain capacity has expended enough to comprehend such things as concepts. She brings one of her new fingers to her lips and closes her eyes in contemplation, "These things are breasts... women have breasts... I have breasts... which means I'm a women... so women are not food...?"

She opens her eyes again and nods in satisfaction before turning to the other maid, "Horny women thing! Why am I a women thing? What's that?" points to Kether, "Is it food?"
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Re: Weapons of Mass Transformation

Postby Ookalf » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:47 am

*Yuriko sighs.* No, he's not food. He's a robot. And you're a woman because of that bomb you jumped on... *She doesn't even bother trying to correct the ex-frog's use of the word "horny".*
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Re: Weapons of Mass Transformation

Postby all_knowing_frog » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:05 pm

"You mean that weird rock?"
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Re: Weapons of Mass Transformation

Postby Ookalf » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:25 pm

...Yeah. The weird rock you jumped on did this.
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Re: Weapons of Mass Transformation

Postby Kether » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:40 pm

"hmmm maybe its losing its charge.. I mean there's not much maiding going on"
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Re: Weapons of Mass Transformation

Postby Ookalf » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:55 pm

Well, what were you expecting? For me to just start cleaning stuff up because of this outfit?
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Re: Weapons of Mass Transformation

Postby Kether » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:02 pm

"a compulsion to clean, accents etc"
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Re: Weapons of Mass Transformation

Postby all_knowing_frog » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:06 pm

"What's cleaning mean?"
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Re: Weapons of Mass Transformation

Postby Ookalf » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:18 pm

Kether wrote:"a compulsion to clean, accents etc"

Hm... No, don't think I'm feeling that.

all_knowing_frog wrote:"What's cleaning mean?"

Picking stuff up, getting rid of dirt... Things like that.
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Re: Weapons of Mass Transformation

Postby Kether » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:30 pm

"its clearly going defective..nothing not even a manical desire to make the world right?"
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Re: Weapons of Mass Transformation

Postby all_knowing_frog » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:31 pm

"How do you get rid of dirt? The ground is made of dirt!" she approaches the other maid, and brushes some grass of her clothes. The former frog then begins examining said clothes, pulling and flipping the different pieces, "What are these things?" she then notices that she's wearing similar items, "Why are they on me too?"
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