Happy Birthday Ookalf and maybe Circe...

[Ookalf]

"Oh, sure, like you can help the fact that science is freaking subjective in this city and nobody's heard of any of the places I have degrees from. I might just as well go insane myself. Or get a job at a fast food restaurant, which is equivalently bad."

Ah, well, I'm sure you'll get used to it eventually. Most people do.

[Whatevr89532]

The man catches the bag of chips. "How did--never mind." He rips open the bag and stuffs a bunch of chips in his mouth before turning around and starting to walk the other way. With a half-full mouth, he mutters, "Hmph, eventually...I've been here for a month..." (It would be awfully easy to put something ribbon-like on his back with it turned like this)

[Ookalf]

Huh... Maybe this'll help cheer him up. *Ookalf walks up behind the man and places a ribbon on his back.*

[Kether]

Huh... Maybe this'll help cheer him up. *Ookalf walks up behind the man and places a ribbon on his back.*

*similar to the other situation the ribbon creates a box around the man it soon shrinking down to a stereotypical present with the phrase "happy birthday Ookalf" on it*

[Ookalf]

*Ookalf picks up the box and opens it.* So, let's see what that did...

[AmbushCat]

*Ambush sits back and watches, curious despite himself.*

[Kether]

*The box expands as circe opens it up revealing a busty maidbot and a book*



*for Ookalf the box expands out far more extensively forming first a small Kiosk, a window forms in the middle with a cash register above the window there is an extensive fastfood menu and finally An employee pops up behind the counter. the "man" may have made a prophetic statement earlier.*

[Whatevr89532]

The employee takes stock of herself in silence for a couple of seconds, then leans slightly out the window and arches around to look at the menu for a couple of seconds. Once back to standing normally in the kiosk she folds her arms a little awkwardly across her new breasts. "Well, it appears I've done both now..."

[Ookalf]

*The box expands as circe opens it up revealing a busty maidbot and a book*

Ah-hah. So that's what it does. *Circe picks up the book, then addresses the maid bot.* So, what's your deal?

The employee takes stock of herself in silence for a couple of seconds, then leans slightly out the window and arches around to look at the menu for a couple of seconds. Once back to standing normally in the kiosk she folds her arms a little awkwardly across her new breasts. "Well, it appears I've done both now..."

Oh, yeah. Stuff like this happens sometimes... So, uh, how are you now?

[Kether]

*The box expands as circe opens it up revealing a busty maidbot and a book*

Ah-hah. So that's what it does. *Circe picks up the book, then addresses the maid bot.* So, what's your deal?

The employee takes stock of herself in silence for a couple of seconds, then leans slightly out the window and arches around to look at the menu for a couple of seconds. Once back to standing normally in the kiosk she folds her arms a little awkwardly across her new breasts. "Well, it appears I've done both now..."

Oh, yeah. Stuff like this happens sometimes... So, uh, how are you now?

*The maidbot is currently off. The book seems to be book of transformative spells many object based as she didn't seem to have those before*

[Whatevr89532]

"Well, I don't seem to be hungry any more at least. I think I'm supposed to take your order if you are," she says, pointing up toward the menu.

[Ookalf]

*The maidbot is currently off. The book seems to be book of transformative spells many object based as she didn't seem to have those before*

Object transformations, huh? Not something I've worked with very much... *Circe flips through the book a moment longer, then closes as she searches for the robot's power switch.*

"Well, I don't seem to be hungry any more at least. I think I'm supposed to take your order if you are," she says, pointing up toward the menu.

Actually, I am kind of hungry. Do you have any burgers?

[Kether]

*She finds the on switch the Maidbot looks up at her*

[Whatevr89532]

"I think I saw that on the menu," she says. Indeed, it looks like every reasonably imaginable option for a burger is up there, along with a note that requests for more unusual toppings are usually honored.

[AmbushCat]

*Ambush looks around nervously for a few moments, then tears off down the road as if something has just spooked him... but what?*