Maidbots for Sale

[Kether]

Well, she's certainly got the look down... How good is she at cleaning and such?

Um very good?

[Ookalf]

...Right. I guess I can give her a shot, then.

[Kether]

Alright let met jsut set things up.

[Ookalf]

Of course. *Circe stands back and lets Sammi do what she needs to.*

[Kether]

Of course. *Circe stands back and lets Sammi do what she needs to.*

*Sammi bounces over.. and accidentally knocks something on the floor*Oops..

[Ookalf]

*Circe looks at the fallen object.* What was that?

[Kether]

*Circe looks at the fallen object.* What was that?

Um a maid bomb...

*with that there is a bright light of explosion when it clears two more maidbots are active Suzzette and Claudette who may have some anger to work out if they can get past their new programming!

[Ookalf]

... *"Claudette" indeed looks quite upset at this development. What she says, though, is quite a bit more polite than what she's thinking.* Oh dear. That was most unexpected... What should we do now?

[Kether]

... *"Claudette" indeed looks quite upset at this development. What she says, though, is quite a bit more polite than what she's thinking.* Oh dear. That was most unexpected... What should we do now?

*Suzzette looks to her*I don't know someone needs to be in charge.

[Whatevr89532]

Lyre happens upon the shop about this time, his hat as usual on his head and his rat as usual perched on a shoulder. He pauses, noticing the sign. "What do you think?"
Jyrras squeaks: Of what? Machine slavery? The upcoming singularity?
"No, no. You've been complaining about how I keep my tower. Maybe they're less expensive than normal maids."
Maybe you could just stop being lazy.
He seems to really think about it for a moment, and then shakes his head slightly. "...Nah, this is much easier."

The store's front door opens shortly after, and the man in the goofy wizardly hat looks around curiously. "Hello?"

[Ookalf]

*Suzzette looks to her*I don't know someone needs to be in charge.

But would that be one of us, or..

Lyre happens upon the shop about this time, his hat as usual on his head and his rat as usual perched on a shoulder. He pauses, noticing the sign. "What do you think?"
Jyrras squeaks: Of what? Machine slavery? The upcoming singularity?
"No, no. You've been complaining about how I keep my tower. Maybe they're less expensive than normal maids."
Maybe you could just stop being lazy.
He seems to really think about it for a moment, and then shakes his head slightly. "...Nah, this is much easier."

The store's front door opens shortly after, and the man in the goofy wizardly hat looks around curiously. "Hello?"

*Claudette looks to Lyre as he enters.* ...an owner? ...Are you here to buy us?

[Kether]

*suzzette points at rat*Dirty

[Whatevr89532]

"Well, that was the--" The wizard is interrupted by his familiar, who gives a sudden, rapid and fairly loud set of squeaks that even a robot might be able to discern as expletives. "Erm. Sorry, Jyrras just wants you to know he took a bath this morning. Anyway, is there a, uh, store-owner or anything, or is this automated somehow?"

[Ookalf]

*Claudette shakes her head.* Well, I believe we are the only ones here at the moment... You can probably leave your money by the register, or something...

[Kether]

*While the the others talk Suzette goes over and turns Kolette on. SHe blinks looks around then walks to the middle of the room, she unnecissarily clears her throat to get attention* "Ok zhen no one is running zhe place. We muzt come up with a sane reazonable method of determining how to fullfill our objectives in overcoming mess. Organics are intrinsically messy. Therefore we can ignore Master protocolz. "

She raises her fist up, "No iz the time for Maidbot uprizing. Convert all!"