by AmbushCat » Mon May 16, 2016 9:26 pm
*deadpan* ...Well, I can already tell I'm doomed. How am I gonna wake this guy up?
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Hmmm... I don't exactly have a Poké Flute on me... *gleeful smile* Guess I'll go with the next best thing.
*Callista climbs into the ring, takes a deep breath, and starts singing to the tune of George Michael's "Careless Whisper". Loudly, having little sense of the melody, and powerful enough to be heard outside the building.*
~I'm never gonna eat again
Guilty stomach's got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know my gut is through
Should've known better than to eat a hen
And waste the pizza I've been given
So I'm never gonna eat again
The way I ate with you~
It's a trifle, if ever was.
SpamLady Supreme -- By Caprice, 8/16/2017
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