*Zapana would try to dodge... if she weren't busy emulating John Travolta's performance in Saturday Night Fever. To her credit, she's able to get down low enough to the ground that the vacuum blades soar just above her, scraping some ice crystals off the tips of her ears.*
*humming* Everybody was kung fu fighting---blast it girl, that's not the song, and now's not the time! Dirge, that status condition you hit me with has a #$*#&@@$ weird sense of humor!