Brotherhood HQ: Grand Re-Opening

[Whatevr89532]

The bike is knocked off-course by the shot and begins a death spiral, but just as he would undoubtedly topple off of it the obnoxious guy pulls off a flying leap and lands on his feet just past where the bike is spinning and wobbling like a freshly-flipped coin, a solid 5/10 jump maybe. He sprints forward, turning the air-horns around so he can blast them directly behind him without looking! (But he isn't exactly watching his sides)

[AmbushCat]

CHILDREN, TARGET HIS BLIND SPOTS!

*Two of the Nutskis follow this order, swerving around and charging towards the guy's left side.*

[Whatevr89532]

While his horns reload again, the guy makes another jump effort--trying to land on top one of the approaching Nutskis! His aim with the jump is pretty good but, there are so many ways this could go wrong.

[Knight Errant]

Dact watches the mayhem unfold, nodding. "This is exceedingly silly."

[AmbushCat]

While his horns reload again, the guy makes another jump effort--trying to land on top one of the approaching Nutskis! His aim with the jump is pretty good but, there are so many ways this could go wrong.

*The guy's able to land on top of the Nutski, if barely. However, staying up there is another challenge altogether; the creature is constantly swerving about, tilting and rattling in repeated attempts to shake him off. In addition, its wingmates are taking multiple potshots at him.*

Dact watches the mayhem unfold, nodding. "This is exceedingly silly."

Viridi: *idly skritching her dog between the ears* Welcome to my life, knight.

Bahija: People are weird. There's no getting around it.

[Ookalf]

Dact watches the mayhem unfold, nodding. "This is exceedingly silly."

So, does that mean you're not going to participate?

[Knight Errant]

"I suppose now would be the ideal time... while things are preoccupied. Though I'd prefer to try to infiltrate in a manner not blatantly obvious. Though stealth isn't my strong suit anyway. Ah well. ADVENTURE AWAY!" And so he goes to charge towards the front entrance of the complex!

[AmbushCat]

Bahija? Administrate the HQ's defenses. Repelling Dact is optional, but not required, just so long as you keep him out of the east wing.

Bahija: *brow furrows in confusion* Um, boss, the knight's in-between me and the command center. There's no way I can get there in time.

...Bahija, could you turn around for a second and hold still? There's something on your back.

Bahija: Um, alright... *turns around as instructed* ...Well, boss? Did you get it? ... ...Boss?

*At first, there is silence and confusion as she regards the mysteriously now-empty street... and then there is noise as the A&W root beer bottle that Callista planted on her back detonates, launching her with a scream through one of the fourth-floor windows.*

...

...Alright, points to you.

*smiles proudly* Thanks, I try.

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*Dact's first obstacle is... the closed and locked front door!*

[Knight Errant]

He... takes a grappling hook, attaches it to a rope and swings it up to the roof! If it holds fast, he then goes to ascend!

[Whatevr89532]

His sense of balance seems to be pretty good, and he gets off another blast of his airhorns before taking a direct hit from one of the shots, knocking him off with enough force to send him spinning through the air like a very long-range ninja star. If Viridi intended to actually get revenge, something might have to be done to keep him from just Team Rocket-ing away again.

[AmbushCat]

He... takes a grappling hook, attaches it to a rope and swings it up to the roof! If it holds fast, he then goes to ascend!

*Several of the ninja raptors down on the ground notice him ascending and take some shots at him, trying to burn through the rope!*

His sense of balance seems to be pretty good, and he gets off another blast of his airhorns before taking a direct hit from one of the shots, knocking him off with enough force to send him spinning through the air like a very long-range ninja star. If Viridi intended to actually get revenge, something might have to be done to keep him from just Team Rocket-ing away again.

*This action is enough to thoroughly disorient the force of Nutskis, and for a few moments it looks like the guy's just going to fly free. Then...*

PHOSPHORA, DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!

*A literal bolt out of the blue lances down to earth, catching the guy and bringing him back down to the sidewalk. The bolt dims down, revealing the woman linked in the picture above.*

Phosphora: And she catches him on the warning track for the out!

((OOC: My time at MSF is going to be minimal for a while, due to the project I mentioned here. Just wanted to give everyone a head's up.))

[Whatevr89532]

The guy flails ineffectually. "Hey, throw the fish back in the water! Have some respect fo' nature!"

[AmbushCat]

Phosphora: Odd idea of nature, buddy-boy, but if you insist. Punt!

*Phosphora winds up and propels the guy halfway down the block with a kick, landing him in someone's swimming pool and launching water out of it on contact. Whoever it is that owns the property doesn't do a very good job with cleaning it: not only was the pool still filled with water to start with, but it's been contaminated with Color energies at some point. When the guy exits the pool, he does so as a mermaid.*

Phosphora: *signalling a field goal* It's good!