Grand Reopening: Water Park

[Raleigh]

Kira: Yes. The Greatest Scientific Genius in the Universe created them.
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Raleigh: I'm not sure if that is supposed to be dream imagery or actually rather normal for you, Ambush.

[Abillioncats]

"That's pretty cool!" He pets her fluffy tails again.

[AmbushCat]

Raleigh: I'm not sure if that is supposed to be dream imagery or actually rather normal for you, Ambush.

*gnaws on the mirror* The puppy's new, actually. Eebon's language tutor used to be there.

[Raleigh]

Kira: Alright kiddo, enough with patting my tails. This is bordering on sexual harassment.
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Raleigh: I once new a puppy that was a language tutor. They were quite yappy. So, you seem to have been having some stressful nights lately. Any nightmares or the like bothering you?

[Abillioncats]

"O-Oh...sorry..." The boy stopped, looking embarrassed. "If I had tails, I'd pet them all the time."

[AmbushCat]

Yeah, but they've been more strange than traumatic. Last one I had, I was eating dinner with Bruce Banner, then he got angry and turned into Sailor Pluto and started chucking Time Gates at me.

[Raleigh]

Kira: A lot of people say that but most of us with tails tend to not obsess over them much.
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Raleigh: Not exactly the strangest I've heard of but that is a bit odd. Any thing else stand out to you? Any sort of pattern to these things?

[Abillioncats]

"I still totally want them."

[Raleigh]

Kira: Do you now?

[Abillioncats]

The boy nodded. "Uhuh!"

[AmbushCat]

Raleigh: Not exactly the strangest I've heard of but that is a bit odd. Any thing else stand out to you? Any sort of pattern to these things?

Not really. The volleyball dream's the only recurring one. All the others I've been getting have been as random as Callista drunk on fermented grape juice.

The boy nodded. "Uhuh!"

*A fox caninoid with a super-long tail walks past, a tiny little black plush kitten with sharp teeth latched onto it.*

Trust me, kid. They're not as great as you think they are. *exits, cursing in French*

[Raleigh]

Kira: Well then, what would you do to have your own tail?
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Raleigh: So it would seem the dreams aren't precisely the source. You haven't had a baku eating on your dreams have you?

[Abillioncats]

"Hmmm...just about anything really..." The boy said, thinking about it. "...as long as I didn't have to something super evil or whatever..."

[AmbushCat]

Raleigh: So it would seem the dreams aren't precisely the source. You haven't had a baku eating on your dreams have you?

I dunno. What are they?

[Raleigh]

Kira: Not at all. You just have to meet with a fella who happens to run a business that handles odd jobs around here.
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Raleigh: Dream eating little nasties. The Drowzee pokemon is designed in their likeness.