John woke up on his
tenth birthday ready to get his pokémon. He quickly got
dressed and hoped Prof. Oak still had his favorite Pokémon
available. He practically ran to the Professor's lab.
"Sorry I'm late Professor Oak..."
"You're not late John, your the first one
here! I assume you'll want to pick the best pokémon
available!"
"Of course! I wouldn't be stupid and get
an Abra, Metapod, or Kakuna! I want the best pokémon I've ever
heard of. Even better than the three birds!"
Professor Oak knew what John wanted and what he'd
have to say. "I'm sorry John, but it's hard
to..."
Professor Oak was cut off by John continuing on.
"I want a MAGIKARP!"
Professor Oak was caught quite offguard on this
selection and proceded to say, "You want Magikarp? You
can have not just one, not just two, but all one hundred of my
Magikarp!"
"Yay!"
Ever since he was a baby, John loved Magikarp and
thought they were the coolest pokémon in the world. He
knew they would try to evolve into Gyaradoses, but he would make
sure they stay magikarp. He wanted to be a Magikarp Master
and Expert. The only way to become a Magikarp master, in
his opinion, was to lose to as many people as possible.
He left Pallet with a gleam of hope in his
eye. He continued past Viridian as quickly as possible to
try to lose to Brock. He eventually got to the Pewter City
Gym. On one pillar in front of it, It said:
GRAND PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEAT BROCK!
GARY OAK
ASH KETCHUM
AND 19,437,598,274 OTHERS
On the other pillar it said:
PEOPLE WHO LOST TO BROCK:
MIKEY: ONCE
Mikey was his most evil enemy and Professor Oak's
cousin's brother's father's mother's stepson's cousin
twice-removed's son's niece's husband's son. He wanted to
become a Magikarp Master too. Professor Oak apparently
saved a Magikarp for him. John entered the gym and
lost. He lost with all his Magikarp, 16,755 times in a row,
until he heard of the Magikarp Gym in Pallet Town. He had
to lose to the gym trainer there to be the best Magikarp
trainer. He walked back to Pallet Town and there was the
gym. It said:
MAGIKARP GYM:
GYM LEADER MIKEY!
Mikey was a gym leader? John was mad and had
to lose to him. He entered.
"Hello John. One-on-one? I got my
worst Magikarp right here: Magikr*p."
Unfortunately, Magikr*p knew tackle, and Mikey
assumed that all of John's were more powerful, so he used tackle,
which fainted John's worst Magikarp. John was now the best
Magikarp trainer in the land! Even signs say:
DON'T BATTLE JOHN! HE'LL BECOME MORE
POWERFUL!
The End
(Magikarps saying "Magikarp, Karp,
Magikarp!" as opposed to applause)
Yes, Magikr*p's name is pronounced MAA-JIH-KRAHS-TER-IHSK-PEE, or
Magikrasterisk p.