The gang walked through Pallet
town, everyone looked at Tiki as he played with his new labtop,
John tried sneaking a peak, but tripped on a root, when he wasn't
looking. He fell on the ground and messed up allhis
clothes. He stood up watching the mud drip off of his
clothes. "Son of a bit..." He started.
"John we're in the presence of a lady!"
Orion exclaimed, Jamie blushed as she thought of how the word
lady ddin't fit her attitude. Tiki continued
playing with his computer, after awhile though he turned it off
and closed it. "Alright so we need to go through the
Viridian Woods." Tiki said, "Anyone have any reason to
stay here?" Tiki asked.
"I don't," Pipian said.
"Me neither," Orion said.
"Ehhh whatever," John muttered as he spat
mud out of his mouth. "I don't have any reason
to stay," Jamie finished. "Alright then
lets go." Right as Tiki finished saying this, he heard a
loud rumbling behind him, he turned around to see a large herd of
Ryhorns running at them, "That's not good," Tiki said.
"I agree," Jamie said. Then they
noticed that the Ryhorn's weren't slowing in fact as soon as they
spotted the group they sped up. The entire group sweat
drops, then they start running in the opposite direction.
They try losing the Ryhorns but it's obvious that they're
following them.
"I suggest we find a way out of this!!!"
John yelled. "Good idea, Bullseye let's do
it," Tiki threw the pokeball and the Pidgeot apperead
already flying forward.
"PIDGEOOOT PIDG (Is it ass kicking
time???)???"
"You better believe!!!" Tiki
yelled. He jumped forward and onto the bird.
"Alright Bullseye get to the back of the Ryhorns," the
Pidgeot stopped dead and the ryhorn's ran past after the
rest. "Okay Bullseye Fly attack the center of the
group," Tiki said. The bird started flapping his wings
creating a tornado that swept up a couple of the Ryhorns and
plopped them down at the back of the group.... they kept
running. "Pooh, that didn't work but I have another
idea," Tiki and Bullseye flew up ahead and talked to the
gang, Tiki whispered something to them, and then flew back.
He got on top of a roof ahead of everyone, as soon as the group
passed, he let out a psychic blast that kicked up a bunch of
nearby rocks and other large objects. They landed in front
of the Ryhorns.
As the Ryhorns ran throught the barracade
effortlesly, Tiki cursed. "Well that didn't work, I'm
out of ideas, how about I just call out all my Pokemon and start
kicking ass." This comment sent Bullseye into a tizzy of
excitement. Tiki reached for his pokeballs and then yelled,
"Hey Ryhorns SUCK THIS!!!" They looked up as Tiki
released his Pokemon onto the roof. Sinder unleashed a Fire
Spin, while Twirl let out a Hydro Pump. Zip started
Thundering, while Bullseye kept Fly attacking. Mints
started using Sludge, while Charm Psychiced.
After the initial onslaught the Ryhorns stopped
running turned around, and rammed the building Tiki was on.
Tiki and his Pokemon (Other than Bullseye) were knocked into a
dumpster. The Ryhorns started charging towards the dumpster
only to be smacked by a large stream of water, Tiki looked around
to see Ariel and Orions Wartortle and Starmie launching water
attacks.
"Hey I have an Idea!!" Pipian yelled,
"Why don't we put them all to sleep?"
"Sounds good to me!" Tiki yelled. Then
Tiki sent out Charm. Jamie sent out her Drowzee, Pipian
sent out her Oddish(Sleep powder) her Jynx and Jigglypuff (Sing)
and her Haunter(Hypnosis). Orion then sent out his Gloom.
"Alright goooo!" All the pokemon began
doing their different sleep attacks, the Ryhorns started charging
the pokemon but before they could reach them they fell to the
ground asleep.
"WOOO HOOO WE"RE ALIVE!!!!" John
yelled. Then there was a big explosion of smoke, when it
cleared all the Ryhorn's were gone and all there was was a piece
of paper.
Tiki walked over and picked it up he opened it and
read "Very good you managed to defeat some minions I sent
but next time you won't be so lucky. It was signed with a
paw print that had three appendages, to it.' Tiki then said
"OHHH FU...."