There once was a ditto named
Blaoden. He had no idea why that was his name, because he
didn't think at all, like most other dittos. He was not
from Cinnabar. He walked around in his home area. He
fell into a hole and died, as did the 567 dittos who followed
him. For some reason, those were from the Cinnabar
experiment and were dumb.
Pipian: Creator of an incredibly dumb story.
"What a depressingly stupid story"
Marlin the foobot, from the Hitchikers Guide to Rowlsburg, WV