Pipian soon returned back to
the headquarters early in the morning. He
saw Tiki in the living room.
"What are you doing up?" Pipian
asked.
"I was about to ask you the same
thing." replied Tiki.
"Well I just returned with some stuff
from Bills. Turns out I have a
Porygon stuck on my computer."
"Ah. I'm... um... well... hacking
into the Police mainframe to see what
info they're withholding from us..."
"Hmm... You know my computer's
hooked up to the net, and I think it may
be faster than yours, despite that its a good 1-2 years
old..."
"Thanks for the offer."
"I've got to go get my Porygon off
it. See ya!"
"OK."
Pipian wandered back to his room and plugged
the Pokemon transfer unit
into the serial port of his computer and turned it on. He
installed the
transferring software and began the transfer. After a few
minutes, Windows
the Porygon had been transferred into an empty pokeball.
"Ah! Good!" said Pipian as he picked
up the ball.
Pipian then began to set the the computer and
the transfer unit to be
configured to his Pokedex and sent all but 6 of his pokemon into
it.
Luckily, He could now transfer pokemon at a moment's notice
between the
computer and his pokeballs, so that he could still battle with
his Jynx if a
battle required it and he didn't have it. He could, because
the transfer
system included a pokemon remote transfer unit.
Pipian then released Windows.
"Porygo..." it said before its image
faded and turned into a blue, flat
surface. It read:
PORYGON has performed an illegal operation in
SPEECH.CFG in section
81A3:111E
Error 13:
Speech center error.
"DANGIT!" said Pipian.
Continued By Tiki
Tiki walked into Pipian's room
to find him fiddiling with a
porygon, "What's goin on?" Tiki asked.
"My stupid Porygon can't talk, something
wrong with his speech
program," Pipian replied jamming an electrical port
into porygon's
mouth hooking it up to the computer.
"Here let me see that," Tiki
said. he sat down at the comp and
searched through the program files for awhile, eventually found
the
problem and typed in a few bars of program, he then pressed enter
and
the data was transferred to Windows, "There, Windows
speak." Tiki sorta
commanded.
"Porygon, gon, Pory.." he
said.
"See all better," Tiki said.
A message appeared on Windows reading
"Windows has performed and
illegal function, it will be shut down, click ok" it had a
little ok
button. Tiki looked at Pipian, they nodded at each other
and Pipian
pushed the button..... Windows then proceeded to blow up, and
faint.
"SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!" Tiki
said, "Well at least it unconcious
now, now lets get back to hacking," Tiki said, wiping of the
profusive
amountds of Ash on him, as he sat down at Pipian's computer.
Continued by Marco262
Darian entered the room just soon enough to see
Tiki and Pipian covered in
ash.
"Ummm, did I miss something?" he said, sweatdropping.
"My Porygon is malfunctioning. We're trying to fix it."
"That's great, but don't you think you should put out the
rug first?" The
two computer geniuses looked down to see the flames on the floor
licking at
there shoes.
"AHHH!!!!" they both screamed. Pipian's shirt caught on
fire and Tiki and
Darian grabbed a potted plant. They threw the dirt on Pipian,
effectively
putting out the fire at the same time. Darian looked at the
charred rug
lying under a layer of soil.
"I'll get the vacuum. Oh, and if you guys need any help with
the
programming, I've had a few computer classes."
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"Hey guys what's....oh never mind." The
three boys whirled aroound and
saw John in the doorway. "I see Windows is still futzed
up."
"You used to own him?" asked Darian.
"No, but I tried to help Bill fix his problems once. We
wound up exactly
the same way Tiki and Pipian are now." He motioned to the
ash-covered
Tiki and Pipian.
"Did you ever get him to work?"
"Yes, like this." John walked over to the Porygon and
kicked it.
"Porrrryyy!" Windows was back online and ready to
battle. The others
facefaulted.
"Hmmph. That was too easy." As if on cue, Windows shut
down again. John
facefaulted.
"Maybe I should try," said Darian. He walked over to
Windows and started
inputting some new programming.Soon, Windows was back up.
"Well, he's
working fine now, but if a Pokémon gets a good hit to the head,
he'll
shut down regardless of remaining health."
"Thanks Darian." replied Pipian. John looked over to
Tiki.
"Find any more info on our current case?"
Continued by Pipian:
On the other side of the room,
Pipian said, "I don't need other people
to help me with programming this Porygon. I do have *uggh*
this..." said
Pipian as he lifted the heavy Porygon Programming guide on top of
the table.
Pipian then opened the book to the index and
began to look at the very
small fine print in it.
"What are you looking for?" asked
Damien.
"Oh, I'm looking for the fly
subroutine."
"Ah."
Pipian found the fly subroutine and flipped to
the page for it, p. 1332.
"Ah. Here it is."
Pipian looked at the page, and it was filled
with hundreds of lines of
code. The subroutine stretched on for over 40 pages...
"Looks like programming this'll take some
time..."
"Oh,"
Continued by Tiki
John looked over to see the ashen
colored Tiki already back on the
comp, "Well I just installed my hacking programs and defense
mechanisims into Pipian's computer. Now I need to see what
happens
when I try and run them." Tiki set to it, as everyone
huddled around.
As the hours dregged on of trying new things and
failing, one by one
the members of PODA driffted of to sleep, half standing half
lurched
over. At about nine o'clock Jamie walked inwith two cups of
coffee she
gave one to Tiki, "Good (yawn) morning.. what are you (yawn,
stretch)
doing?" Jamie asked sounding as interested as she
could this early pre-
coffee.
"Trying to hack into the police HQ computers,
thanx." Tiki said
taking the coffee, "But it's not working," Tiki became
silent quickly
looking over to the slumbering Windows, "WAIT A
SECOND!" Tiki said. He
walked over to Windows, shook it awake, then inserted the upload
cord
into Windows mouth. Then he took a nearby baseball bat, and
smacked
Windows good and hard in the head. Before Windows could
malfunction
Tiki uploaded him into the police computer.
"Alright," He said, as the
police security systems malfunctioned, "I gotta hurry before
they
discover Windows," Tiki typed quickly and eventually
found a file
entiitled "Psychic Burning of Church," he
double-clicked on it, and
then immediatlly printed. Then right before Windows was
discovered, he
downloaded Windows back out of the computer. Windows came
out, as the
document was finishing printing, and as Tiki was exciting the
HQ. Then
Windows exploded again, waking everyone up, "DAMN..."
Tiki said, "But I
got the document."
Continued by Marco262
Everyone stood up quickly, some puttign out
fires, some trying to get ash
and dust out of all the apertures.
"This is great," Darian said, spitting out vast amounts
of ash from his
mouth, looking nery much like a squirtle using Water Gun.
"Now I wish I
didn't sleep with my mouth open.
"Guys! I got the police report!" Tiki said. Everyone
crowded around, eager
to see what it said.
Continued by Anonymous
Tiki read aloud to the others. "Psychic
Burning of Church... classified case...
extreme levels of psychic energy... that's IT?!?"
Everyone leaned over his shoulder, trying to catch
something Tiki may have
missed.
A small caption at the bottom caught Jamie's
attention. "Hey, it says that
the major details are on microfiche in the police basement. Looks
like we'll
have to get down there for some hands-on investigation..."
"In the meantime," said Darien,
"let's clean up this mess." Pipian handed
everyone a broom, and they all started to sweep up Windows'
expelled ashes.
Jamie set down her broom and went towards the door.
"You guys keep cleaning
up, I have some business to take care of around here."
"Looks like Mewtwo strikes back," mumbled
John.
Jamie retaliated by smacking him over the head with
a baseball bat. "Don't
you worry your bruised little head," and she headed towards
her room to
retrieve her Pokémon.